I enjoy talking in made up foreign languags while point at the nearest kid until the emergency room nurse finally gives up. I just recently got out of a mental institution I where I was held captive for 4 years due to my passing intrest in canbalizm. I just got my 7 day chip yesterday. Hey everyone relapses don't get all high and mighty on me I am sure there is a part of you that wants me to eat it. If you cannot taste salt I cannot taste Tuna. I hate tunafish just tastes like fish to me. Sometimes I follow people home that I see walking on the street. You can only imagine how many off duty cops I have followed in to crack houses it really is disturbing. I like getting into a taxi and telling him to take me to his moms house. I have to get hairball remover now I totally misunderstood what she meat by do I like to lick the kitty (oh by the way catnip tastes pretty good). If I see you on the street maybe I can follow you home for a drink.

p.s. looking for a woman that is double jointed (no not for that pervert I just get skeeved out scratching someone elses back). Oh and learn to laugh it is dating not a job interview OMG you waste a night talking to someone new with a different view point hehe have fun with it and enjoy the process already :-D



Plenty of fish thoughts of one day or another:

1. if your whole head doesn't fit in the picture take it from farther away if it still doesn't fit call Jenny.

2. dating is like playing russian roulette with 5 bullets you are probably going to shoot yourself in the head but if not Your just staring at an empty hollow barrel.

3. Most men are on plenty of fish because internet porn gets boring.

4. Most women are on plenty of fish becaue romance novels get boring and/or daddy did something wrong.

5. do you ever taste gun oil sometimes I do when I am sad.

6. "This space intentionally left blank" but if you write something there isn't by definition not blank Hmmmm? Ok so number 7 is intentionally left blank.

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8. plenty of fish lowering the bar one profile at a time.

9. Why does plenty of fish keep popping up adds for buy a latin bride do they not have confidence in thier site?

10. Bad parenting creating strippers and DMV clerks one broken dream at a time.

11. Nothing like finding "those pictures" of your mom to make you realize internet dating is really evil.

12. I was looking for someone special till I found out that they cannot not legally consent to sex oops my bad.

13. If you picture doesn't get me to send you a message you are obviously hideous and should have been thrown off the cliff like back in the old country.

Head out get a cup of coffee talk and get to know each other. Go on a hike, then again alone in the woods with someone I just met might not a good idea so you have to promise to not be an ax murder first. A fire axe is not considered a "walking stick" no matter how small the head.