About me...
My name is Sarah and I am from a small town in northern manitoba. I am a hairdresser by trade and I enjoy hanging out with the girls and going out once in a while, but would love to fill the void! Not much to do in this town but I try to keep myself busy with quadding going to the lake fishing and to the odd hockey game. I have a 7 year old daughter who is my everything. I am a lil on the sarcastic side and enjoy a good laugh but usually its most people laughing at me cuz I am just to damn funny for life itself. If you like what your reading you can catch me at the hot spot just put pachal with an UNDERSCORE and sarah together. Now for what I am looking for.. maybe it's you ;) Oh and I am not a member!

I'm looking for...
Someone who is somewhat together in their life and when I say that I mean someone who has a job and is stable. Stable to me is someone who isnt twitching every 3 minutes and yelling swear words at the top of their lungs while out in public.. keep that for at home in bed. LOL No I just want someone who is funny and enjoys life plain and simple. I accept any kind of redneck but not the kind that has mooseknuckle and missing 3 teeth from hitting their face on the barn yard door, although living on a farm or acreage is something I have always wanted to do... I am humorous but I know when to take things seriously as well.

The most important thing in my life is...
myself and the jamaican.. in the hot hot sun.

I spend my free time...
I spend my free time doing things like doing up coffee with the girls.. going to the park with my daughter going to my parents for the big family supper and going out once in a while.. certainly not anything extravagant by all means.. but its better than sittin in jail.

About my job...
Well I am hairdresser... enough said! oh and all you mullet happy people out there.... enough already... Joe Dirt is calling he wants his mullet back. YUCKNESS.

How I spent my last vacation...
I went to Jamacia and met a hot Jamacian man .. when we met it was love at first site, we drank drinks by the pool all day in the hot hot sun and in the evening we danced the night away at the hotel party and later on he took me to his hut on the beach ..I layed him on the bed and whipsered his ear.. you must be jamican ... cuz JA MAKIN ME HORNY... actually no I went out to my parents wilderness cabin and layed in the party raft and relaxed!!

My favorite dish or recipe...
Ritz Crackers the original not the cheddar... it tastes like a jock strap smells. No, Ritz crackers are not my favourite food either...

My last good read...
Memoirs Agesha it was spectacular... but not as much as Jamaica was.

My top 3 favorite movies and why you should see them...
#1 Ladder 49 .. cuz I like it H.O.T.
#2 The Notebook... cuz im a sucker for love...
#3 Napoleon Dynamite.. you should see me do the dance with my sorels on.

and to get someone to watch them with me... SIMPLE... I just tie them down and make them!

The top 5 things I can't live without...
#1 brush :lord knows its the best thing invented
#2 money : its mama's best friend
#3 family cuz without them you wouldn't have money or a brush for that matter
#4 friends... cuz without them you wont have anyone to help spend your money or brush your back hair where you cant reach.. clearly a joke people EWW!
#5 Rye and Diet .. because when your brush breaks and your money is all gone and your family and friends have gone home.. its the only thing that really understands how you feel deep down inside.



My motto...
you don't know you can do it or make it work if you don't try!

What my best friend would say about me...
Well she would say I am one hell of a good laugh.. and I am not mean .. I am just misunderstood.. when I drink rye. Haha...that wasn't nice...that's when my dance moves fire up..

My most prominent memory...
When Debbie Gibson came over from next door and showed me what was in her porta potty. Seriously I think I need to move...and that I did!!

If I could be anywhere right now, I would be...
Jamaica.. I really would like to have that moment now that I think about it.

On my coffee table you will find...
Bottle of water... bowl of popcorn.. and a brush.. cuz lord knows its best invention.

Last Saturday night I...
went out with the girls... whoop whoop!

I once made someone laugh by...
The time I was teach the Sunny the Sweater dance... one on one. ask me later I may break it out for you .. just one last time.

If I could be on any reality TV show, I would be on...
oh come on.

Aren't first dates unpredictable?