Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don’t want to reach for the good ones, because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren’t so good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them. When in reality, they’re amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the ones brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now men…..are like fine wine. The begin as grapes, and it’s up to women to stomp the crap out of them, until they turn in to something acceptable to have dinner with…….

I am a unique person, but then aren't we all?

I love the hustle and bustle of a city, yet I am inspired and fulfilled by the contrast and solitude of nature. I am moved by the moon and stars in the sky, wind blowing in my face, and a walk in a forest of trees. I love the ebb and flow of the ocean, a quiet pond, a trickling brook. I am happiest when I am spending time with friends and those I love because those are the moments that touch my heart.
I am a gentleman…. I will open doors for you and pull your chair out (not so far that you fall on your butt) and treat you like the lady.

I believe in: love at first sight, commitment, honesty, fidelity, trust, touch, intensity, passion, heart, soul, laughter, sharing, caring, that we are all the same height lying down, in saying what you mean and meaning what you say, that try is a lie-either do it or don't and that though opposites may attract, similarities hold it all together.

I am satisfied with life, but have room in my life and my heart for a special lady. I still believe in the magic of falling in love. I don’t know how old you are, what you have done in your past, or what you look like, but I do know you have a twinkle in your eye, you love to laugh, you are passionate and sensual and love to make me feel like a man.

I am seeking my counterpart for unknown adventures. Because life should be lived as an adventure.

I want a passionate lover, protector, romancer, dancer, humorous, spontaneous, life loving, life living, forgiving, tolerant, family oriented, laughing, heartwarming, caring, politically conservative, not too green, soulful, faithful, honest, fairly attractive, young at heart, young in mind, partner.

I am looking for a needle in a haystack. That special woman who drinks out of garden hoses, runs with scissors and pets strange dogs. Someone who is touchy feely and has a bit of playfulness about her. Someone who likes to make passionate love with the window open during that storm. She must have great communication skills as I believe we must be able to talk and listen to each other. The strong physical part of the relationship is a must... I am looking for that total package. Who is a lady in every sense of the word, but loves mischief and knows what she wants, can laugh at her self and does not take herself too serious. Looks good in her jeans or can dress up for a night on the town and is sensitive of those around her. She must be Compassionate, kind, witty, generous with herself and wants to enjoy life with a good man. She must also be energetic and spontaneous. A great conversationalist and likes music/dance. Hopefully she will be sensual, sexy and love being physical. Not afraid to show affection in public or in any situation, (I'm a playful, loving and giving man, being physical is very important to me.

I AM waiting for my LAST first KISS

A woman who is intelligent, successful, funny & ultra creative, good-natured, and fairly good looking. She values experiences more than material things, knows the value of a true friendship, is financially responsible, & very loyal. She knows that life is short and therefore he does not dwell in the past or the future.

The woman I am searching for is very versatile & looks forward to a friendship to hopefully grow into something else. She will have a friendly outgoing personality and be regarded by others. She will make me laugh. She will be a woman of her word and will be one I can rely on.

We will be able to make each other laugh and we will feel comfortable acting silly with each other without feeling foolish. She will enjoy long talks, but also be able to listen.

About me? I think of myself as a loyal, thoughtful, sincere and kind man. I am looking for a one woman in my life who is my lover, my friend, and my companion. I enjoy traveling and prefer it to share that with someone. I love weekend get-aways. New Orleans, the gulf coast, the mountains, and Natchez are favorites of mine. I just recently got back from Canada and spent the hoildays in Coasta Rico to fish. I love searching for great BBQ and those off road places and that special find or romantic B&B. I have passion for movies, candlelight, the crashing waves of the ocean, and a good cheeseburger and cold beer.

"Well, I believe in the soul. The**** The ****. The small of a woman's back. The hanging curve ball. High fiber. Good scotch. That the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a Constitution Amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve. And I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days...Goodnight"
Ok i did copy that from "BULL DURHAM"

Distance is only a matter of miles. Think outta the box!!!
If your true love was right next door, you would've already met him, been wooed, married him, mothered his children, he would have paid for your shoes and found a friend to help you hide the body!!!
Love does conquer all. Passion is the everlasting flame that burns deeply.

Looking forward to hearing from YOU

If you want a response, please have a picture posted. You won't be disappointed.
Thanks.

BTW - The phrase is on many top ten lists of favorite quotes from Hollywood films:
"I'll be your huckleberry": Doc Holliday to Johnny Ringo? in Tombstone. It was the WAY he said it. Great flick!!!

Anyway,
The phrase has ties to Arthurian lore. A Knight, coming to the service of a damsel would lower his lance and receive a huckleberry garland from the lady ( or kingdom) he would be defending. Therefore, "I am your huckleberry" may well have been spoken to the Earps and the statement's meaning may be "I am your champion".
SEE! I can teach you many unimportant things...

My suggestion: a cold Coors Light, interesting conversation, delicious Tex Mex food, BBQ, great burgers...a shot of Don Julio Reposado and a goodnight kiss, or maybe two!!

What's yours??