This site should be called "plenty of uptight chicks".com. Just send a message. I write back to most uptight girls as long as you are cool. If you can't take or understand a joke when you see one then I'm not for you. I can't tolerate uptight people! With that in mind, I invite you to read on.
Hi, my name is actually John so don't take my name on here too serious. I just like it cause it rhymes. I've been on here for a while now and its mostly a waste of time. If you really want a guy like me you need to get your lazy asses out of the house and go out!! One more thing too before you read on...you need to actually be sociable when you go out. Looking all hot and cool with your girlfriends won't make you any quality friends.
I'm really not the type to put any pressure on a new relationship. I'd rather it be a natural progression. If we want to be together, obviously its going to happen. I want to feel like that person is the only one I want to be with and so far I haven't had that.
A little about myself: I work a lot of nights and weekends but my job gives me a lot more free time than most people get. I feel like I live for the summer time here on Long Island. There is so much more to do. I have a boat I share with my best friend and I just love to go out and float out there on a perfect day and soak up the sun. I would really like to find someone who isn't afraid of jumping in the water and messing up their hair a bit.
Honestly, I'm not sure if I'm boyfriend material lately. I think I need one more wild and crazy summer before I get totally involved again. So if you would be into a no pressure type of dating/hanging out situation, then lets go. I like to take things slow anyway. That's just what I'm about lately. I live life to have a good time with the people I love and not to spend all my time working. Someone who I give much respect once told me "enjoy life, its short and you're only young once".
BTW... How the hell can you go from 0-long term relationship in the click of a mouse? Of course that's what most people want in the long run but slow the hell down. First of all this is the friggin Internet. Second, you're most likely not going to find the right person on here and third if you are trying too hard to find the right person and not relaxing and enjoying yourself you are going to waste a lot of time that could have been better spent. Get me???
being attractive is the most important thing there is
if you want to catch the biggest fish in your pond
you have to be as attractive as possible
make sure to keep your hair spotlessly clean
wash it at least every two weeks
once every two weeks
and if you see Johnny(Pastrami) football hero in the hall
tell him he played a great game
(tell him you liked his profile on plenty of fish!!!)
I guess I'm the only one who remembers this song.
~R E S P E C T~
It would be super if you had an exceptionally nice pus*y!
Whats with all the uptight weirdos on here. Loosen the hell up!
I have a really hard time being serious sometimes...sorry.
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