LOOKING FOR A BEAUTIFUL SMART SEXY FUNNY WOMAN THAT DOESNT MIND LAUGHING TILL IT HURTS AND YOU HAVE TO WIPE BACK YOUR TEARS OR until you pee in your pants, OTHER THAN THAT KISSING AND HUGGING SEEMS TO HELP IN A NICE RELATIONSHIP.....WILL FILL OUT THE MORE DETAILS LATER, KEEP POSTED

WHO DOESN'T LIKE A KISS NOW AND AGAIN.....

I AM UPDATING THIS LIST AS YOU FINE PEOPLE CORRECT EACH KISSES MEANING, THANKS! O, I MEAN KISSES.....

What a kiss means"
*Kiss on the nose----""i enjoy being with you and think you're really sweet""
*Kiss on the stomach-----"lets do it"
*Kiss on the Forehead ----"i hope we're together forever" or "it was a load of crap!!!!!!!!!!"
*Kiss on the Ear ---"I'm horny"
*Kiss on the Cheek ---"We're friends"
*Kiss on the Hand ---"I adore you"
*Kiss on the Neck ---"we belong together"
*Kiss on the Shoulder ---"I want you"
*Kiss on the Lips ---"I love you" OR "I want you"

What the gesture means...
*Holding Hands ---"we definitely love each other"
*Slap on the Butt ---"That's mine"
*Holding on tight ---"i don't want to let go"
*Looking into each other's Eyes ---"i just plain love you"
*Playing with Hair ---"Tell me you love me"
*Arms around the Waist ---"I love you too much to let go"
*Laughing while Kissing ---"I am completely Comfortable with you"

CAN I GET AN AMEN.....

I decided to ask questions up front to weed out the non-serious type and so no ones time is wasted. If daring enough to be "screened", I will send my answers to you in return.

1. What is your version of the ideal man?

2. How many sex partners have you had?

3. Are you single (not separated) and have you been married before? How many marriages?

3. Do you have any on going history with your ex’s?

4. Do you have children and are they a part of your life?

5. Do you consider yourself a healthy woman?

6. What are your flaws?

7. Where do you see yourself in 2 yrs and why?

9. Do you consider yourself to be a romantic or get to it kind of gal?

10. Are you religious?

11. If you had one wish what would it be and why?

12. Have you ever been broken hearted?

13. What would be some of the things you would NOT tolerate in a relationship?

14. Why do you think tragedies occur in relationships?

15. Have you ever been afraid of opening up to someone? Why?

16. Tell me a bit about your background and family.

17. If there is anything you wish to change about yourself, whether physically or otherwise, what would it be?

18. What were the good things about your last relationship?

19. What are some of your favorite activities?

20. What was one of your biggest work challenges, and how did you get through it?

21. Who are your favorite people in your life?

22. How would you describe yourself?

23. What is your astrological sign and age?

HOW DO YOU KEEP IT FUN? JUST WONDERING.....