Bonus if you smoke. I find that non-smokers have really bad breath but it's ok if you don't. I hate smoking. Yet I do it anyways.

If you don't recycle don't even think of contacting me.

If you are seriously allergic to dogs or cats..we might not be a good match unless you pack Benadryl or Reactin wherever you go.

I have no Tattoos or strange piercings or any form of body modification.

I like and require air-conditioning.

I like to dream and sleeping is one of my favorite pastimes.

I like ice cream but only in binge moods where I eat half a container at a time.

I now know that condos are for people that want to go insane...gradually.

It's now 7:16.

7 out of 10 people have major credit card debt. I have none at all.

I hate reading but really like writing.

I have blue eyes that change to green only when I am angry which isn't often.

I like medicine but really hate Doctors. The only person I dislike seeing more is a Veterinarian.

My favorite color is Steak or Sushi.

I am a giver but I really get upset when someone doesn't say thanks.

Chocolate milk was once my best friend. Then I met Coca-Cola and then I dumped them both. Now I am dating water. From the Tap!

Anyone notice that the price of gas jumps up 10 cents on Thursdays? Doesn't anyone else feel like rioting like I do?

I recently have learned that money isn't everything unless when it's time to pay the bills.

I am not the kind of person that introduces myself by what I do rather than who I am and people like that can bother me at times.

Soap is a great invention.

I have 2 barbeques and don't know why. I usually cook for only 2 people max.

I can not recite the Alphabet backwards no matter how hard I try. Actually I can now that I thought of it and gave the problem the thought it deserved. I just need more time than the average person to accomplish this task.

I love the way clean socks feel when you just put them on.

I love being alive and I take absolutely nothing for granted.

I think I would make an amazing father one day. Just not tomorrow ok?

Text messaging bugs me (no one talks to eachother anymore...we just communicate -CorryTheGreat'2009) but I do it anyways.

Speaking of bugs, I have a no-kill policy on most insects except for mosquitos. Only female mosquitos though because only the females bite and suck your blood. True fact. Addendum to the No Kill Policy On Insects: I inadvertantly killed a large Wolf Spider 3 nights ago. I am still feeling horrible because of it. It involved a vacum and a lack of proper consideration. I am a bad man.

I like picking up old people at bus stops in really bad weather and driving them home because it makes me feel good.

I like the smell of flowers and the sound of rain and wind. It relaxes me.

Have you ever had Miso Soup? It's really good.

I like Supermarkets. Why, I don't know.

I find that people with no education are often times way more intelligent than people with an education.

Most guys are just plain stupid. I admit it. I'm not.

Sometimes while driving past a city bus I feel bad for the people that are riding on it. If only everyone could just say Hi and talk to one another instead of staring out the window like a caged animal.

I am not an Angel... I just really aspire to be one.

I have been told that I smell really good.

Life is short...have fun now.

I laugh, I cry, I puke...see? Just like the rest of you people!

I do not know how to play Poker. People have tried teaching me and I just don't understand the game. So no strip poker nights for me sorry. Strip Crazy Eights or Strip Go Fish anyone? Hope no one takes me up on this offer. Kinda shy with nudity just because we are playing cards.

I like jokes and they make me laugh but I can never seem to remember any no matter how good they may be.

I am not interested in a email/chat friendship so move on if you're a freak like that.

I have also realised that most of you are single for a reason. Please try and hide that side of you when contacting me.

My PitBull is the nicest girl I know...so far.

Please don't add me to your favorites list...that just confuses me. Send me a message instead.

Throw eggs at people's houses that we hate.