I could say that I'm intelligent, attractive, open-minded and considerate, but unfortunately those are highly subjective attributes that may not shed much light on my personality. I have a sense of humor. My vices: listening to music, dumb, but funny movies, dancing, and finding intimate little restaurants.

I am looking for a serious response from a woman, attractive, stable (mentally, emotionally, etc.) adventurous, intelligent, mature, romantic, funny, not intimidated by her own emotions, open-minded, who expects the same out of her partner. Looking to become great friends with you. Without that, there's no foundation to become anything more. Who knows what may happen from here…but are you willing to take a chance?? I am. Please send a picture and I'll send mine. Looking forward to hearing from you soon.

Profiles I have found on this site:

20 year old from Illinois
Just ask what i look like and ill tell you.I hurt been hurt way to many times and im looking for a good man. One that will treat me right. Im currently pregant with my first Child. So Im just looking to have a little fun I like to party sometimes. I like to hang out with my friends and have a good time.

Her 1st date would consist of:
I usely do what the guys want me to do...but depends...
****and another one****
Iam very fine. I have big hips, and of course a big booty. My boobs are a nice size. I am light skin, I love to wear hills. I love to kiss boys, and I like when they look at me, but I don't like to have an eye to eye contact. I hope you not only like me but love me.

First Date. I wouldn't really know, i could care less really...cuzz really i'm a cheap date. I could care less about money just as long as i get to spend time with someone whom i like or happen to be on the date with, then it's all good in my books. lol
*****and another one*****
BEFORE WE GET STARTED IF YOU HAVE DRAMA, START DRAMA, LIKE DRAMA, LIKE TO FIGHT, OR YOU LIE AND OR CHEAT TURN BACK NOW BECAUSE I AM AN HONEST SWEET GIRL THAT IS NOT UP FOR ANY CHILDISH GAMES. LEAVE IT TO THE HIGHSCHOOLERS! My name is Briana, but I go by Bree. I am interested in dating and hopefully long term. I am bisexual, but was lesbian for 9 years ((1st grade to 10th grade... yeah I was attracted to girls young, you know you wanted a lil b/f or g/f when you were younger)) before a guy interested me in 'that way'.
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First date? Well, I would definitely go to a public place considering there are such things as SERIAL KILLERS! eek eek. Probably go downtown and hit a nice place to eat and then go to the circus that showcases juggling midgets. (LOL)
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WELL I AM VERY SPONTANIOUS AND I NEVER KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN.YOU COME UP WITH SOMTHING AND I WILL AD MY KIND OF TWIST. Would love do something where we can talk and get a feel of each other. In time feel each other LOL only time can tell.
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As for a 1st date. I would like to start by having a drink or coffee with him. See if there is interest or maybe any mini kinds of spark. lol And if all is will would like to continue our date with dinner or some appetizers. And if we are haveing a good time and neather 1 of us has to be somewhere else then mayb a walk in a nice park or maybe a movie and then the park. And if he still had time would invite him back to my place and have some drinks and relax and chat somemore. (Geeze, that date would have to start out at 9AM. LOL.)
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I'm pretty easy going and laid back. I'm a cheap date.. wendy's is even ok haha..
Surprise me.. doesn't have to be elaborate.. just some place we can hang out and talk and get to know each other and see if we hit it off as friends and see what goes from there :)
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Some things that I am looking for in a man is honesty, honesty, honesty oh and maybe a job, and his own car. Seriously though. I would like a man that has matured enough to pay his bills, be a dad if he has kids. I would prefer a bigger man. Nothing against slender guys, just like the bigger ones a little better. Must have good hygiene, i.e. someone who takes a shower at least once a day and uses pit cream.

Profiles I have found on this site:
****36 year old woman from Tennessee****
looking for a thin guy with long hair... variations on a theme... NO GOVERNMENT INFORMANTS OR ANYONE LISTENING TO LIES FROM RED NECKS WITH A BADGE OF WHOM I AM IN A LAWSUIT WITH!!!!!!!!!! IF THAT DESCRIBES YOU DO NOT CONTACT ME, AS THAT HAS BEEN SEVERAL ON THIS SITE SO FAR... IF YOU BELIEVE THEIR LIES, AND INTEND TO HARASS ME ALONG WITH THEM THEN YOU NEED TO BE SUED JUST THE SAME. AGAIN, NO INFORMANTS OR ANYONE BELIEVING LIES FROM THE POLICE NEED CONTACT ME, AS YOU WILL BE BLOCKED FROM E-MAILING ME... NO SPAM FROM YOU... 'THOSE THAT BELIEVE A LIE ARE DAMNED' PROVERBS...

and another........

Girls are like apples on trees.The best ones are at the top of the tree.The guys dont want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.Instead............they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good,but easier.So,the apples at the top think something is wrong with them.When in reality,they're AMAZING.................
THEY JUST HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE RIGHT GUY TO COME ALONG,THE ONE WHO'S BRAVE ENOUGH TO CLIMB ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP...................... :)

and another.......

Well im 26 yrs old, love my footie play monday nights!! love eating out, movies and all the usual. im a fairly busy person always doing something! oh yeah not sure what looking for just know am looking!! cheers xxxx

Now here is a different one. It was e-mailed to me. .........

I'm bored so im going to write a bunch of sh*tabout myself that noone will even ****ing read.. Great.. So how are you?.. you can post me a comment. Id love that, or even better a picture comment.. I always reply to those babies.. Yeah, to win me over give me lots of comments and im yours. I cried when i watched the 6th sense for some reason. I like the used alot But bright eyes are my favourite band. I'm ugly but so are you. I try to be as genuine as possible, i can hurt people at first appearances because they think im rude, i would never intentionally hurt anyones feelings, I guess i just joke alot and people take it seriously,dont take me seriously sillies! i diddnt mean it.. Apart from those of you who know who you are and shouldnt even be looking at my somespamsite.. I HATE it when people dont like me, but everyone likes me so whats the problem?! I dont like ***holes of guys, and i wonder why girls fall for them I can fall for girls too easily I love scary films, they make me happy. I LOVE cheese, it gives me good dreams at night. Im attending James Watt College at the moment (kind of) For those of you who nag me i will start coming in more often. I WILL love you and if i hate you(wich i wont), you probably deserve to die Im running out of things to write. Once when i was little i used to think that when a child was born a man with a hook ripped open the womans stomach and planted a baby in there then welded it together and vowed to