Alright, alright, I know guys on this site are not generally ideal. They're clingy, incapable of social interaction, as old as your dad...and when you meet them in real life you realize they carry a murse and compulsively use unsterilized****rings.

Yes, yes, decent guys are a commodity on this site. But they do exist. And those guys tend to stay away from you. Why?
1) "well, I'm a simple girl. I hate writing about myself. I like staying in, cuddling, watching the gilmore girls. that kind of stuff"
(you're boring and indefinitely on your period?)

2)"I post >10,000 word journal entries about my deep relationship views."
(you're boring, psycho, and potentially indefinitely on your period)

3) "I've learned to accept who I am. If you don't like it, look elsewhere."
(I will, because you're boring, uglier than you are in your profile, and lack complete confidence)

4) "I hate drama! No drama!"
(You have attracted a lot of drama in your life. You live for drama; and you subconsciously will make my life a living dark fairy tale...)

The ideal profile (just like the ideal girl) shines like a diamond atop a bucket of zirconia.


Here's a hodge podge of me related nonsense...

I've got a masters degree in chemical engineering. I'm kind of into quirky romantic things. I have a ridiculously broad range of interests. (on my bookshelf, you'd find everything from C.S Lewis to "She comes first--(a sex technique book)). I've got a great job that lets me travel a lot while still giving me money to waste on personal ventures.

I love people with wild imaginations, big dreams and ambitions; love mornings; love taking pride in my work; hate people who **** and whine rather than turn their situation around..

love kids, love teaching, having someone to care about..

Love waking up early in the morning.

Drink way, way too much coffee, despite constant attempts to cut back...but really love that..

love the spring and fall, jogging in the morning, mountain biking on the weekends, camping, the outdoors in general..

drink tequila and streak around the monuments

**I'm dabbling in photography and looking for some models. Let me know if you're interested..**