If you're lookin' for a laid back, easy goin', humorous, a "lay the cards on the table" kinda guy, keep lookin' cuz you ain't gonna find him here. I'm just a complete bore, sorry. I kid, I kid!

About her = a sense of humour is mucho critical. I have a fondness for the "O'Naturel" types > meaning = not being interested in the "Barbie" dolls of the world > partial definition of the "Barbie" doll = if her face is stuck to the pillow case in the morning after a night on the town.

I like to cook stuff. Food even! And not just toast, KD, take out or cold beer. Not that you cook up cold beer, I mean you can, but you know what I'm gettin' at.

I have an unforgivable weakness for a sexy smile, eyes, and kissing that buckles my knees!

I like to think that I know most of the "Ins and Outs" of this life thing, (although I'm probably not even close)! Either way I'd still like to see if there's a lady out there who can put me in my spot, someone who can "learn" me so to speak!

I'm the anti-drama type, avoidable headaches are always a plus in my books. I even put the toilet seat down, go figure!?

At this point I'm ready to start taking care of someone other than myself for a change. Did I just say that?! Whoa!

Ideally I'd like to find somethin' and someone that's different from different, (if that makes any sense)?!

I don't have a window to throw honesty and loyalty out of, nor do I desire to own one anytime soon. So I suppose, in Layman's terms, we both gotta respect the trust factor...hmm, who knew?!

I remember everything I know...really...!...

I'm looking to have tunnel vision for one...if ya folla?!

I know more now of what I don't want from that relationship thing rather than the typical things we all seem to want...(and sometimes I get smoke outta my ears when I think out loud like this...!...)

...I like'm colourful...(entertaining)...I don't ask much, I just want you...

...and if you get any of this, tag, you're it...

Let's burn a thousand candles and make everything alright...C'mon lil' devil...I dare ya...!...

...I do enjoy long walks on the water...however...the water should be frozen...

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