Profession
Retired entrepreneur
Do you want children?
Does not want children
Do you have children?
All my kids are over 18
About Me
I am outgoing, live in the moment, nod fluently, selective, fun, witty, world renowned kisser, and able to find humor in almost any situation. My nature is cheerful, loyal, very facetious, and honest...lying and playing head games require more energy than I care to expend.
Plus I'm a good listener, passionate, compassionate, playful, give great massages, monogamous, chew with my mouth closed, articulate, and love a stimulating conversation. I look, act, and feel at least 3 weeks younger than my age.
My ideal partner has a great sense of humor, doesn't take life too seriously, has a more or less symmetrical face and body, and has some free time on her shapely hands for getaways. Sensuality plays a big part in a relationship (just in case the person reading this wasn't already aware of that little tidbit of info). She takes care of her slender/fit body. If her children plan living in her home for more than another month or so, she will hopefully consider selling them.
Humor + Intelligence + Physical Attraction + a dash of sanity = Chemistry (Math 001)
P.S. I'm an occasional smoker (I stop while sleeping and flying) who has quit in the past and would do so again for that special lady. But if I don't fib (may God forgive me) on my profile then I can't message some of the tantalizing ladies on this site. So now you know I'm weak...so sue me.
P.P.S. For those of you who care to know, I just live in Ohio...I'm not from Ohio. I'm first generation American (French/Norwegian), born and raised in NYC, and plan to relocate in the next year or so...either near that special lady till the end of my days or back to boring NYC.
P.P.P.S Since no one reads this far into anyone's profile, I can now be completely honest. I'm really just a witless, deceitful, lying, bigoted, judgmental, arrogant, bipolar, and generally speaking, eveeel person who loves the sound of his own voice. I live at the Y with my mom and for fun we kill flies. I've never been out of Ohio, had a job, or learned how to drive. I love this site and hope to never meet anyone special so I can stay here forever and ever. Gotta run now...time for my meds.
First Date
The first date is always in the daylight with nothing more potent than coffee. This is a great opportunity to comfortably evaluate each other's sanity and at least get a cup of good coffee.
Need I say that we'll know whether or not the chemistry is there even before we commence sipping? The look in the eyes, tone of voice and smile say it all.
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Female
Age between 45 and 56
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 | I've known this super modest guy for years and he's just the greatest. Just cute as a button and still has his original teeth. He'll never admit it but he loves sunsets, sunrises, holding hands, cute little cuddly puppy dogs, thunderstorms, snowstorms, windstorms, solar flare storms, waterfalls, mountains, deserts, kissing, hugging, more kissing, lots more hugging, catching snowflakes on his tongue and snuggling by the fire. Too bad he still lives with his 133 year old mother. |
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