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Tall, Dark, and.... well 2 out of 3 ain’t bad! ;)

Once a Knight, Always a Knight..... But Once a night is never enough! :P

Please send Me a Message, as the POF Instant Messenger Locks up my PC (I'm Not Ignoring you, I'm Rebooting!!)

Seeking friends (I tend to prefer Voluptuous Women and BBW (Big Beautiful Women))!
(Like driving a Car, It's the CURVES that make life Exciting!!)



Girls are Like Apples on Trees!

------------------Girls--------------------
------------are like apples----------------
--------on trees. The best ones------------
------are at the top of the tree.----------
----The boys don't want to reach-----------
---for the good ones because they ---------
-are afraid of falling and getting hurt.---
-Instead, they just get the rotten apples--
-from the ground that aren't as good,------
-but easy. So the apples at the top think--
-something is wrong with them, when in-----
--reality, they're amazing. They just------
---have to wait for the right boy to-------
----- come along, the one who's------------
----------- brave enough to----------------
-----------------climb all-----------------
----------------- the way--------------------------
-----------------to the top-------------------------
---------------- of the tree.-----------------------


Are you The Apple I Seek at the TOP OF The Tree?
If So Please MSG Me!

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I am well rounded and intelligent with an inquisitive personality.
I seek a life that is rich in experiences. I enjoy multiple physical and intellectual activities. I am well read, & enjoy traveling.
I love theater, music and .
I am very comfortable in the company of people but can be my own best company when I am alone.

I speak when I have something to say, yet I do not mind quiet times in contemplation.
A wise man listens, understands, then speaks. A fool speaks without understanding.

I am from Russellville MO (15 Miles South of the MO State Capitol (Jefferson City) or 30 Miles noth of Beautiful Lake of the Ozarks.))

I am a member of MENSA, the International High IQ society.
FYI my IQ is 158, (Only a 132 IQ is required for MENSA membership, proving you are in the top 2% of the worlds Tested population). MENSA.ORG

I am an FCC Licensed Ham Radio Operator, and I Love Sand Volleyball too!

I have worked hard and am appreciative of that success, taking nothing for granted.
I can be serious, or a big kid at heart, depending on the situation.
I can sometimes be shy, but you’d never know it once I feel comfortable with a person.

Are you creative, passionate, intelligent , articulate, humorous, adventurous, not usually bored, open minded, romantic, spiritual, compassionate, energetic...
I would love to hear from you..
Don't be shy...
One never knows when one will meet a new friend!

Imagine life as a game in which you are juggling five balls in the air. You name them - work, family, health, friends, and spirit - and you're keeping all of these in the air. You will soon understand that work is a rubber ball. If you drop it, it will bounce back. But the other four balls - family, health, friends, and spirit are made of glass. If you drop one of these, they will be irrevocably scuffed, marked, nicked, damaged, or even shattered. They will never be the same. You must understand that and strive for balance in your life.


The Fine Print: The above expressed thoughts are subject to change and are not valid in some states. Void where prohibited by law. Side effects may include but are not limited to; delight, contentment, elation, rapture and bliss. See dealer for details.


FYI I am shy in some aspects, I don't usually initiate conversation with strangers when I know I probably should have (hint, hint, if you like what you read, email me)!

I am an extreme non-smoker..
In addition to it being the #1 Preventable Cause of Death (Which Killed my Mother and Grand Mother), I am, and have always been extremely allergic!
Just say "No thanks.... I'd rather Die of Natural Causes!" :P

Please Email me your My SPACE or Yahoo ID if you want me to add you on My SPACE or Yahoo.

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In Closing Let me Leave you with One of my favorite poems!

**The beauty of a woman**

The beauty of a woman,
isn't in the clothes she wears,
the figure that she carries,
or the way she combs her hair.

The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes
because that's the doorway to her heart,
the place where love resides.
The beauty of a woman, isn't in a facial mole,
but true beauty in a woman
is reflected by her soul.

It's the caring that she cares to give,
the passion that she shows,
and the beauty of a woman,
with passing years, only grows!


So, if you've read this far, you either are:

A. Incredibly bored
B. Morbidly curious

OR:

C. INTERESTED

Hey, at least give me a A for effort! These flippin' profiles aren't easy to create!


FYI. Television...I know it's cheesy, but The Big Bang Theory televised my life to the public. (Sheldon is like my Long lost Intellectual Twin!!!)

Meet somewhere comfortable and casual.
Talk and just see how things go. I do think that a person probably knows, within 30 minutes or so of talking with someone, if they are interested in them or not.
So in "Plenty of Fish" there should be a comfortable "Catch and Release" If the interest is not there.
There are a lot of good fish around it's just a challenge finding the right fish!!

If the first date is with someone and the chemistry is there, it wouldn't matter what you did or where you were, you wouldn't want the date to end!!


**Kevin's Standard Disclaimer**

This product is meant for educational purposes only. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. Void where prohibited. Some assembly required. List each check separately by bank number. Batteries not included. Contents may settle during shipment. Use only as directed. No other warranty expressed or implied. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Etc... It Won't all Fit! EMail Me for the Rest!

A Woman Once Said:
A Man is like a Deck of Playing Cards!
You Need:
A HEART to Love Him.
A DIAMOND to Marry Him.
A CLUB to Smash his F^@&ing head in.
and
A SPADE to Bury The B@$tard! LOL

The importance of punctuation!

Version 1:

Dear Jon,
I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I have no feelings whatsoever when we’re apart. I can be forever happy – will you let me be yours?
Gloria

Version 2:

Dear Jon,
I want a man who knows what love is. All about you are generous, kind, thoughtful people, who are not like you. Admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me. For other men, I yearn. For you, I have no feelings whatsoever. When we’re apart, I can be forever happy. Will you let me be?
Yours,
Gloria


What Women Want In A Man.
Original List

Age 42

1. Not too ugly - bald head OK
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner at McDonalds on occasion
4. Nods head at appropriate times when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers the punch lines of jokes

Age 52

1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed to appropriate length
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep while I'm emoting
5. Doesn't re-tell same joke too many times

Age 62

1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when awake (LOUDLY when asleep)
5. Doesn't forget why he's laughing


Age 72

1. Breathing!