Hello...Thank you for visiting... I'm here to show off my writing skills because... as you can see from the title of my play list, I can't count worth a darn!!! Actually, I had added more songs and simply have not renamed the list...

Favorites are a majority of hodge podge oldies... because... "ahem" by society's standards... I'm "middle aged" weird huh??. If you noticed... I have two versions of "Your Move" because it was hard to decide which one to post.... the guitar is awesome in the Shaw Blades version.. and the percussions in the version done by "Yes".. well... Anywho, to be much more merciful to you please feel free to enjoy the music instead of reading this ole profile...

What?!!! Did I hear you right? you want to read my profile as well!!!!????.... HOT DOG!!! Then... go ahead and read on my friend.... :-D

A "glimpse" of who I am...

Ode to the ABCs .... ;^D

Adorable
Beguiling (as in charming)
Considerate, compassionate
Desirable, dedicated
Efficient
Fun
Godly (try my best...thank God for Grace)
Humorous
Intriguing
Jovial
Kind
Loving
Middle age
Nerdy (as in goofy)
Open (as in sincere)
Patient
Quaint
Rambunctious
Silly, sassy.. sophisticated (at times)
Terrific
Understanding
Vivacious, vibrant
Wonderful
Xn (= Christian, honest! look it up in the dictionary! Webster's New World)
Youthful
ZEST!!!

Divorced long enough to be SINGLE... Secondly...my ethniticity is a mixture of Philippine Islander, Spanish and Portuguese...My height is really 5'6-3/4".

Although I don't have my own biological children... I am EXTREMELY blessed with my former step daughter who chose to live with me and being surrounded by numerous nephews and nieces whom I treat as my own kids as well.

Also, to be brutally honest; I had major dental work done... hmmmm???? Did I just hear a STAMPEDE of furry feet leave the area???... If so, oh well... heart and soul usually lasts longer than superficial....which is why I'M LOOKING FOR FRIENDS FIRST.... I AM NOT PERFECT!!! ...

Love walking around the city... and equally love being out in the country setting up camp (I feel like a kid when sleeping out in a tent).... or out on the water in a boat...even though I can't swim a lick... I was raised in Seattle, also lived in CA; PA; GA; VA; NY; MD; DC; and back to WA...

Amazingly know the difference between both a phillips and flat screw driver, in addition; can strategically use my high heels to pound a loose nail back into the wall or tighten the screw on a door knob with my nail file.

Another interesting fact, intelligent enough to know the difference between Chinook, Coho, and Chum. Definitely prefer the Chinook overall. What about you?

SPECIAL TALENTS

Can chop wood in my flannel jammies wearing flip flops....in the rain....

Can run in heels a must when your late for work, or have to catch the bus, especially to get across the street as the crosswalk light is counting down the seconds..."5, 4, 3, 2, 1..." (I DO LIKE TO WEAR HEELS ...my height will then be 5'9 or 5'10")... if you're ok with that...great!

ABOUT YOU??? it's too long of a list and frankly... no one normal has all attributes listed... Don't be sad... Heck, look at me..... WAYYYY far from perfect!!! I probably meet only two of your requirements...human and female......

okie dokie.... what the heck......I can dream right??

MY list of requirements??? What are you going to do??? Give me a dirty look???!!! Right... like, I can see you give me a dirty look through the monitor...... oh well....so... here goes!!! Hold onto your hat!!!

The Qualities of My Ideal Man Would Be....

Be able to breathe on your own, strong heart beat, speak English, type 30 words per minute, delegate tasks and projects, schedule meetings and air travel, good knowledge of Microsoft Word, Excel, answer phones, file... ....ooops wrong list... sorry...

...be at least Christian .. not conservative but believe.

...have integrity and honesty ... a DEFINITE MUST!!!

...Big plus you are humble, humorous, fun, EASY GOING (pretty please... life is too short to be around a grouch, however it is extremely understood that porcupines need hugs too!).

...kid around without being TOO sarcastic.

...Have self control, patient in long lines such as a grocery store; respectful to wait staff and bus people, are you someone who would give their seat up to the elderly, pregnant, or disabled?

...be musically inclined, OR

...active in sports,

...and/or enjoy making a meal together... would you be willing to assist in preparing a fabulous dinner for my brothers, brother-in-laws, nephews or for unfortunate people needing a little bit of help??? (As you can see in all the pics with nephews..., we'd have to make an awesome meal)....

...Would you be willing to enter Amazing Race with me to see how well we get along...if so, would you do the detours that involve eating bugs or swimming. As your potential Amazing race partner, my duties would be to map out directions, negotiate with the locals, and entertain you with goofy stories along the way....wouldn't that be a blast??

...the man..who actually WALKED 1,000 miles to fall down at my door (from the song I'm gonna be 500 miles by The Proclaimers)......ooops... I'm really dreaming there...

hmmm.. why not dream......I would "entertain" the thought of RELOCATING FOR THIS MAN who would walk a thousand miles and fall down at my door...would be a good possibility............if he's still alive that is...


THANK YOU SO MUCH IN GETTING THIS FAR... ... YOU PROBABLY NEED SOME ASPIRIN...JUST TAKE A DEEP BREATH... BREATHE IN....BREATHE OUT..... NOW...for an added bonus... I'll massage your back ... "massage...massage...knead...knead...massage....massage and a "slap" on the back.....you go guy!!!!" Ok... you ready FOR THE FINALE!!!???? check out the date.... after you read it...you'll need something stronger than aspirin.... LOL..


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My essay of "What I would do for a first date/meeting..."

Would do my very best to be punctual.

Will be interesting, communicative, respectful, fun, good listener...

HOWEVER!!! if..you are discussing the law of turbine engines, chemical reactions introducing the concept of electron exchange or explaining the numerical solution of differential equations... don't be too surprised when my eyes start "glazing" over or I keel over from all the technical information... not to burst your bubble but I'm not a genius...Common Sense is what I possess... but not a genius...

IF out for dinner, will promise not to order the most expensive dish on the menu.....AND won't eat off YOUR plate....or look longingly at your plate..... sighhhh..... let alone beg for a taste...

If walking around beautiful downtown Seattle, promise not to stop and "ooohh and aaahhh" each cute dress or shoe in the store window.... however will give a buck or two to the homeless person asking...

If we are in the country; will wear appropriate attire such as my combat boots... let's just hope we don't run into any wild animals i.e; ... pigs... roosters... horsies.. cows... bulls... slugs...deer.. caterpillars....mice... you know.. wild animals....especially would HATE to step in solid matter discharged from an animal's alimentary canal... commonly known as "droppings".

If we shoot pool, will LET you win.....hhhmmm maybe not, I'm competitive and do have my dignity.....

If we go to the movies, will do my VERY best not to scream during the scary, violent, action-packed, surprising, gory, suspenseful, boogie man-jump-at-you scenes.

What a brave soul you are...... you actually read the whole thing!!! Now IF and ONLY IF... there happens to be a spark and we end up going out... I don't have to say anything.. because you already know a little about me... for me, all the preliminaries are out of the way....that leaves the entire evening for YOU to do all the talking...!!!

My role will be to just sit and listen while gazing at you with my good eye......ok...ENOUGH!!! sorry!!! .. thank you for getting this far in the novel...I'm really a very shy person... Honest!!!

ON A VERY, VERY SERIOUS note: I appreciate being added... thank you!!! Side note: I'm only interested in ONE man whom I hope that this man would also be interested in cultivating a friendship into something more. It only takes ONE and if that would happen, it wouldn't matter where you came from or what you do...... a relationship that evolved from friendship would be an amazing, cherished journey to have an awesome partner to walk next to, not behind; and explore life's experiences and blessings along the way..... don't you think so???

Thank you for reading this very, very long profile... please turn off the lights before you leave.... ;^D

Age between 40 and 54
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