Iam an ordinary guy, who would like to meet a nice honest woman, I spent 25years in South Africa and returned home after my divorce.I have two daughters who live in South Africa, I was married for 28 years so I'm not into one night stands. I also love a good night out with a good laugh, Will sing at the karaoke if I need to!"Only to empty the pub at the request of the landlord" lol good luck to all! xx
P.S. UPDATE: I suppose I have to console myself with my original thoughts of this site!do you buy a CD by its cover "No you don't . Do you! you listen first ! then decide if you want it, Well I do anyway! There's to many aspiring "Footballers Wives" "Site Wags"and women"Playerettes" on here,who can't think beyond a photo! I'm sure they'll find a Beau, who'll fleece them both mentally and materially! Who in their mind is the "Jolly Green Giant with a six pack, nice bum,major size wallet, can do a crossword in 10 seconds, and drives the obligatory ragtop"DOH!!he dosen't' exist for us plebs! which may just jog their mind to what reality really is! forgot to mention the "Vain and Pretentious,who are really as common as muck" who don't reply, while their looking at themselves in the mirror! "don't like them"for those who feel this way read "DESIDARATA" it may just humble you! Then again its a democracy,so each to their own! Why can't people just be honest!and no I'm not a player!
maybe not the best looking either, but"HELL" I'm honest!and normal I think!!do any women on this site have manners, to all you misandrists, I'm fastly becoming a misogynist!now who can work out how much of this is tongue in cheek!Where is that ever elusive Sophia Loren!OK Mary Doll then!this profile is meant to put the pretentious off!
Whit's fur ye will'na go by ye!so they say!
P.S. There is still the possibility! I would throw my jacket over a puddle for the right woman! you see chivalry is not dead! Mind you for the wrong one! I'd throw it over a six foot hole! My! there's a few "Jerry Springers" on here! "Glasgow slang" for those who don't understand!Oh! and underneath all this, there is a tad of sophistication, integrity and humility!Oh!Dynamite comes in small packages! literally! vertically challenged you see! but its the way God made me,for all you women with the tall guy syndrom, I can do everything they can with the help of a ladder!!for those who interpret this wrongly "Cest la Vi"what you see is not what you get!I'm actually quite a shy person!"A fairytale" Once upon a time. There was a woman who was kind, caring, loving,thoughtful, who understood, and saw a man for what he is, not for trinkets looks and gold,Ah! Alas a fairytale!don't be afraid to get in touch girls and tell how things are in the Coven!I know you all suffer from the witch syndrom!! LOL!! Oh! Well! it seems humour has gone awry, humour is the spice of life!
: "A GOOD HEART THESE DAYS IS HARD TO FIND".Don't know why women come on these sites when they have issues and can't commit to anything! are they here for the real thing or just to play!!mind games seem to be a big thing on here! "SIGH"!Whosoever ventures close to my heart will get my fullest attention, they will not come second!!! Why on earth are we all on here!does anyone KNOW!!HELP!!All said and done this profile is all banter and wit!not in the slightest meant to ridicule the fairer sex, for whom I have the greatest respect! but we do need someone to cook, wash, iron,mow the grass and help with the DIY,whilst we menfolk are at the pub,putting world politics to right!!just add bits on now and then! doing a rewrite of War and Peace!!
"NO REALLY GIRLS, YOU ARE ALL GORGEOUS SPECIAL PEOPLE" its just your on the wrong"PLANET"I think I'll go there sometime!!!
"I beg your pardon I never promised you a rose garden,along with the sunshine, there's got to a little rain sometime" This song says it all!!
I would go for a quite meal or possibly a drink in a picturesque little seaside village or quite country pub so that we could get to know one another! a nice South African red would go down well!!
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