Hello potential "baby momma's"

LMAO

Hi ladies. Apologies for that.

Ok well, about me. I would really like to work with animals. Like a dog catcher. "Damnit Craig, I take a dog, grab em by the neck, n kick em in the azz"~Friday. I dunno or a zoo keeper. Something like that would be cool. I watch the animal cops Detroit show and get pissed off really quick.

Love Comedy Central.....Rodney Carrington is the funniest mother****er alive, Mitch Hedberg is the funniest mother****er whos dead, look them up on youtube!


I am totally a DIE HARD Detroit Lions fan.(dont wanna hear it.) They finally won a game. Wow...I shed a tear at that moment...ditto..

Yeah, love Tiger games, I miss Tiger Stadium. I once met Al Kaline(tiger hall of famer.)I was way more into it as a child when Jack Morris Lou, Trammel, Gibby, Tanana, Hennemen, Cecil, Sparky were around. Baseball kinda went "weird" after they left and the lockouts, strikes and whatnot.

Pistons. Kinda like a retarded orphanage right now...

Red Wings. Say no more. God needs a hockey team to cheer for, and luckily they are it. Love it. Hockeytown.

I am looking for, somebody. Somebody who likes country music, but not Winona Judd. Someone who loves hip-hop, but thinks P Diddy is a god damn moron. God I hate Diddy.
I am always on playlist.com playing all my songs, you can actually add me there too and hear my songs.
I am looking for someone who can tell me who won the Ultiamte Warrior vs Hulk Hogan match and what wrestlemania it took place at(yeah right that will never happen)
Someone who will sing when I break out and start singing some bullshit.
Someone who does not appear on 43 peoples favorites, cuz im a freak baby and that sh*tis just nasty(ya digg?)
I am looking for somebody who will be a great best friend, but at the same time, give me hea.....hold up. That last thing was just to make you laugh.
I am also about 4 more beers away from rockhard abs(j/k.)
I know I am somewhat intruiging here....mail me!
Yeah, I don't do drugs, Not for me..... maybe you should just chill the **** out and hit this doobie. So that means successful ****es with a cocaine issue need not apply.
Very simple.

I would try to get some booty, by taking you out to dinner, maybe rub your feet, Ill let my hands do all the talking. The best way is getting you drunk and taking advantage!! Oh where would we go on the first date??? They need to ask the question a bit more specific!! Now my plans are out there!