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About Me
Please read before emailing me...
Me:
Personality: I am a nerd. (I really am!) I sometimes don't know where I fit in. I am not an out-going extrovert but I am not a closed in introvert. I don't mind being in groups but I would rather listen than join in. I have a great sense of humor but I also have a very serious side. I can joke about crude subjects or get into a deep discussion about politics or religion. I have a very sweet demeanor but I am not afraid to set somebody in their place when I or somebody close to me is being disrespected. I am extremely intelligent but I am also a ditz.
Looks:
I will be honest. What do I have to lose? I am almost 5 ft 10. I weigh 155 lbs. I am actively working on losing a few lbs but I am doing it for me - not for anybody else. If you do the math, you will see that I am not Shamu. I am just average. I am not the high-maintenance type. I wear make-up and whatever but don't live by it. I guess I am really just a jeans and pony-tail type of girl.
I am looking to find a great guy to settle down with into the "All-American Lifestyle". His looks aren't as important to me as his personality and growth in life. I want kids, PTA meetings, soccer games, dinner dates with friends and co-workers.....you know...the picket fence and a dog lifestyle. I know this isn't what everybody on here is looking for. I respect that --- I am not looking to move too quickly but if you are not even in that frame of mind, don't waste either of our time.
and wow this profile sounds lame. I do have a sense of humor I swear.....here is a little bit of it....from the mouth of a smart-ass ;-)..
If you are married (or separated but forgot to tell your wife.....go downstairs your dinner is getting cold.
If you are looking for casual sex or a one night stand....call a hooker...she won't wonder if you love her in the morning.
If all you talk about is your body and/or your money.....use your money to buy a mirror and talk to yourself....trust me, you're the only one that cares.
If you are 35, balding, with a pot belly and seriously think the 20 year old cuties still want you...don't talk to me...talk to a counselor - you're delusional.
If you are over 30 and still think beer pong is a great way to spend a Friday night...write me...you can hang out with my kid's high school friends.
First Date
Here is what I am NOT going to do....
I am not going to "snuggle" for a first date with a stranger....I wont be going to your house to watch a movie on a first date and you sure aren't coming to mine!
I am one of the odd girls that thinks coffee shops and walks on the beach are not a good first date. If you are dating so many girls that you need to weed them out in 15 minute intervals at a coffee shop, we won't be a match. If I am interesting enough to ask out, have the respect to show me a nice time. It doesn't need to be expensive or traditional but it should show some type of thought. The worst that could happen is we spend 2 or 3 hours of our time doing something fun.
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RIP Momma.
Mail Settings (To message stacy_loves_smiles you MUST meet the following criteria.)
Age between 24 and 46
Must not have messaged users looking for intimate encounters or sex.
Must not be looking for Intimate Encounter
Must not do drugs
Must not be married
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 | this is one crazy messed up b**ch. stay as far away from her as possible. No just kidding. she is a very good person with a good heart, and would make any man happy. dont know what else to say but had to write something cause they said it was too short. |
 | I have known Stacy for a few years, shes a very unique individual.. hahaah..shes pretty, has great boobs, and makes you laugh alot... I give her a thumbs up and recommend her to anyone :) |
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