I like to have fun (no really, don't you?), Great Career, Good Family, Good Friends, Savvy Dresser, Music Snob, Writer (no, I actually get paid for it), Like Art, Films, Sandwiches, Sponge Bathing Seniors, Monkeys at play, I am horribly honest (some say to a fault), I have a terrible potty mouth, tell many many many many jokes, old school romantic guy - hold doors open, carry your science book for you, pick the gum out of your hair, hold you at the scary part of a movie, protect you from wild dogs, etc (though if you want to make out in a back alley I am game)

Don't Like Math, Frowny People, Hippies, Mondays, Girls who say ¨Where are all the good guys out there¨ (because you really aren't looking for one or else you'd have found one- please don't email me), 4X4'ing - I just don't get how getting a truck stuck in mud is AWESOME. If you written in your interests 'being healthy and/ or hanging out with friends' that's great because I can't date anymore friendless shut-ins who enjoy being horribly unhealthy (sorry a bit of sarcasm for those who state the obvious).

Looking for my Margaret Yang (if you get this refrence even better), girl who is energetic, fun, witty, happy, determined, driven to a greater purpose in life than sitting on the couch reading emails. Glasses are always a plus, beauty that is driven from the inside, a girl that gets called a weirdo by her friends that still adore her (please no seriously medicated people though- if your weirdness comes from a pharmacy - I am not your guy), and most of all a girl with intellegence and wisdom - yes some guys really do like that still.

Looking back at this (months later) I sound like a pretentious****- oh well

Note of warning; I have tattoos and black messed up hair and a potty mouth, but your parents will love me (all parents love me- so weird).

If you have always dreamed of waking up and saying - ¨Holy crap, I am so incredibly happy¨ then you should be emailing now

Operators are standing by....

Little shy at first so you may have to email

Whatever comes natural. I don't know a moon landing - followed by a picnic?
I like to fly out somewhere, but that would involve a very adventerous, trusting person - probably not a good idea on a dating site. So we can just throw stuff at ducks from a safe distance, maybe with some kind of body gaurd for each of us. Or just totally making out like two seniors, sweaters, drool, rascals - yeah that would be fun as well.

I am really very shy and feel creepy emailing anyone - so if you email me first - even if it is one greeting "Yo!" I will take it from there