Funny guy (or smartarse, you decide..) but dont take my word - make your own mind up, read a random selection of what others have said about me :

Best Friend ......"Who? oh yeah, he's OK .. "
Brother .........."Can I have my fiver back ..?"
Ex wife .........." --- Deleted --- "
Taxman ..........."Ah, do you think that you could give me a call, please...?"
Kids ............."Old ... "
Mr. B Pitt ......."Great guy! is my body double in the movies it says here - can I have my cheque now please ..?"

Gorgeous appearance - glass eye, peg leg, false teeth, humpty back. I like to keep myself in good condition and hope that you would too . I am old enough to understand that honesty, trust and respect are a must in any person, for a relationship to survive. In fact, I'm old enough to 'know better' ...

I enjoy cooking, or dining out - see? in touch with my feminine side – drawing cartoons and writing, movies, music, theatre, great conversation, and first class comedy. I am also interested in motorsport and a regular competitor. Like museums, radio, galleries, bikes, "The Unexplained", earth mysteries, people, psychology, trivia, and all sorts of other rubbish ! Have even been known to walk in the countryside - in the cold and rain !! I enjoy the sunshine, and warm summer showers, I enjoy walking along a stormy beach (there is no such thing as bad weather, only the wrong clothes ..)

Used to find the forums quite entertaining until the random post reporters / deleters got involved..

I thought that this was a 'fishing' site ? Seems like whenever I get me rod out all the ladies leg it as fast as they can .. do you think I am doing something wrong ?!

If you are a funny, honest, interesting, down to earth person, sociable, open minded, and fun to be around, get in touch! Age, looks and nationality aren't really too important to me (who am I kidding - of course they are lol), but sense of humour is. A pulse an advantage, but definately no flower arrangers..!! Or country music fans !

Thanks for taking the time to read this drivel :) Dont be shy - all mail answered, some even coherently! Isnt it funny how so many people say 'drop me a line, I always reply' and then read / delete without replying ... ? Maybe they are trying to tell me something ... !








.. It would appear that some people actually think that I regularly wear a flat 'at and bow tie ... *sigh* .. no sense of humour ......


Whats the difference between a Kangeroo and a Kangeroot ?
One is an Australian marsupial
The other is a geordie stuck in a lift ......

Right, Well, I thought that we could nick a bottle of wine and some food from tesco, leap into the getaway car and drive through the hedge, up the wrong side of the road at top speed, before stopping to drink, eat, carouse and make mad passionate love on the grass in the park outside the old folks home, and finally lighting up a spliffy .....
Failing that, coffee and biccies would be nice :)