I am looking for one person,who is compassionate, positive, friendly, mature (even to the point of spoiling), and is willing to share her popcorn at the movies, specially if I paid for the movie
I am looking for a woman who is looking for someone IN BETWEEN....tall, dark and handsome......and short, albino and Hunchback look-alike.....
I like women who like me (no point in dating those who don't)..who are comfortable in their own skin (it's icky if they wear somebody else's skin)
and rather than a good cook, I'd prefer a great kisser,and someone whose eyes let me me see deep into her soul. I like women who are independent enough, to be want to be held.
I like foreign films, intelligent conversations about social, political, religious issues, and jokes because I agree with Kermit The Frog: time sure is fun, when one's having flies
and extra points if you can spot my spelling errors.
NEWS FLASH: my kids just called..they said no need to look for a mom for them...that they can make their own pancakes...they said to just find myself a lady who likes ME...!!!!!

The first serious date:a dinner in a quiet, romantic place, like Taco Bell, or a drive to the coast to put our respective toes in the sand, and try to figure out why crabs walk sideways