I love this section. I .....I.......I.......I.... My....AND I .....Me....AND I......My.......I think it may be slightly bias to tell you that I am funny and good looking so I will not even try....... But I am......Both......Your gonna love this. SURPRISE!!!!! I WANT YOU TO MAKE ME LAUGH TOO. OK, So seriously, I love outside. I don't subscribe or watch TV. I just don't like to park myself on the couch and call it an evening. I much rather interact and laugh with friends. I snowmobile ..Alot , and like to ride my motorcycle and boat in the summer. I live alone with my little dog. He's my little buddy. 13 year old Jack Russle (Reily). I have a home office so I work at home most of the time. My mom tells me I'm a real piece of work. Oh well. What can I say I love to party, laugh and have fun with friends. I make a valiant effort at staying fit. I like to get to the gym every day. I have started runnig road races again.


I would like to make it very clear. I am looking for a girl that still lives at home, doesn't have a job, or car, or licence. The ideal applicant has 3 kids and no idea on fathers identity and where-a-bouts. Preferably hates the sunshine and outdoors. A negative outlook. No high school, or clue. Hates sex and Loves to spend.

I would love to just write a full page here on myself, from my point of view, but I think it really defeats the purpose of this site. I'd rather meet you and show you who I am.

Sorry ladies.I am taken right now as I have found a real special girl that I really like.

My Ideal first date. McDonald's for $1.49 sundaes. My treat.(assuming they take Visa). Hopefully you will let me hold your hand. No but really, I'm not one to try to impress with a $250 plate and hope that gets me laid. Not my style, or intentions. I'm happy with a tea and a walk in the park (with Reily too of course). Dinner is fine . Really, I don't even care, as long as it is somewhere where I can talk and interact and laugh with you without yelling in your ear to get my point across.