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Profession Self employed. Excedrin PLEASE
Do you want children? Undecided/Open
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About Me
Most of the time I am focused on my career, trying to better those around me and removing all those clothes hanging on my treadmill.
I have been told I am sensitive, sincere, affectionate, optimistic, kind, and charming. Of course it was my Aunt Mary who said that about me when I was six.
The older I get, the more I appreciate life, HBO and Showtime.
In addition to searching for love, romance and my keys, I finally joined a gym, and I try to work-out 3 times a year. Yea- I don't like to rush into things.
So, life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but eventually you find a hair stylist you like.
Some people see things as they are and say "Why?" I say "A thousand empty parking spaces, and yet, there is one car parked right next to mine!" (probably the same guy who sits in front of me in the movie theater when the entire theater is empty)
What do I think are some of the ingredients for a successful relationship? Love, best of friends, trust, we teach & inspire each other. And most of all, I can use your Costco card.
I believe we should care about the happiness and success of others and offer them all the help and encouragement they need. And if you are fortunate to have ten really good friends ... then you probably own a fish tank.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
I respect anyone that works at The Dollar Store. I think they only make a dollar an hour.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
If at first you don't succeed ... they say you are supposed to keep trying. I say -- give up. That way you don't miss all those jewelry and handbags specials on the Home Shopping Network.
And why do they call it a foot massage? Seems to me, it should be feet massage. No-one ever says, "Oh, please only massage my one foot."
So many people hope they can win the lottery. Not me. I hope I have enough tomorrows to correct yesterdays mistakes.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
I wonder, after all these years -- has anyone ever told Chaka Khan something good?
Tell a new friend you love them. That should confuse them. The more confused people in the world -- the better.
When a man talks dirty to a woman at work -- it's usually considered sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man at work - it's usually $4.95 a minute.
JUST IN! FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become FedUP. The employees will be from POF -- we know what it's like to be fedup.
Everyone is beautiful in their own way. That's why I think POF should increase the "Two Roses to Send" to 187 million roses.
My favorite POF headline-profile; the gal wrote: "I have no clue what I am doing." I relate on some level with her frustration - in that I know what I am doing -- but no-one else seems to know what I am doing.
Women are the greatest, men are like ninth on the list ... that's why women have so many girlfriends -- to fill in the gap.
Although the California gals profiles tend to be arrogant and peculiar. Example: "Will only meet a man residing within 3 miles of Beverly Hills." I wrote her -- and asked, "if your soul-mate lives 4 or 5 miles out -- then what?" On the other hand, a Yakima, WA profile: "Any man within North America - contact me ASAP." ................. LOL!!!
I recorded some music for all my POF friends and those I never met-- it's me playing the harmonica to "What The World Needs Now is Love" http://www.youtube.com/user/justmejerry56
First Date
Quiet, cozy, candlelight dinner and we just gaze into each other's eyes all night ... which is really special, considering we are kayaking at the time.
"Looking back we’ve touched on sorrowful days Future pass, they disappear You will find peace of mind If you look way down in your heart and soul Don’t hesitate ‘cause the world seems cold Stay young at heart ‘cause you’re never never, never, old at heart That’s the way of the world." (from EW&F)
HellofromJerry has 2 roses that can be sent.
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