I'm a smart ass ... I cant help it. I just love to make fun of stupid people. Consequently, living in America I'm never in short supply. That being said, here is a list of people that I do NOT want talking to me:

1. Dudes.
2. Girls who post one or more profile pictures of only their ass ... not because I don't appreciate a nice ass, mind you. But just because the type of girl who slams a pic of their ass on the net for a myriad of complete strangers to oggle over is most likely a carrier for something itchy.
3. Girls who have pictures of themselves lying on their backs. Again, not quite as bad as the gratuitous ass-shot, but another classic "I'm Really Easy" position.
4. Girls with no profile pictures at all.
5. Girls who have since lost a limb, gained a beer-gut, or are otherwise misrepresenting themselves with the current photo they have posted.
6. Ashlee Simpson fans.

Here is a list of Girls that I DO want talking to me.
1. Girls who like to laugh.
2. Girls with great smiles, great hair, and great leggs.
3. Girls who have their own opinions.

Here is a list of things I have killed:
1. 736 ninjas, and counting.
2. 1 snake.
3. 1 possum ... by accident ... and then on purpose.
4. I lost track on bees, because I'm not afraid of them, which makes it fun.
5. 3 mosquitos by swatting, 300 mosquitos by flexing.
6. 1 hippie because I can't stand petchulli oil.

Outside of that ... when I'm not working or making fun of stuff, i like hiking, skateboarding, going to concerts, and trying something new. If there's something else that you wanna know, just ask!

Something informal and fun. Like wandering around town on a sunny day and discovering a new place to get margaritas ... Im pretty spur of the moment so I like to just have a fun place to meet and come up with something creative from there.