Here we go…. You are at your computer looking through this catalog called “Plenty of Fish”. It’s not like you’re trying to decide what funiture you want for the family room. Choose that, and you’ll have to live with it. So don’t even think of asking me to move in with you. I won’t sleep in the family room, anyway. I like where I am, and have everything I need here.

I don’t understand why you signed up here anyway. Come on, an attractive, creative and intelligent woman like yourself can’t possibly have trouble finding dates with an attractive, confident and charming man like me. Or, maybe you are like me and don’t pick people up at the bars. You only go there when there is a good reason, like your friends wanted you to go out with them. The only reason YOU are there is to support your friends, and enjoy the food and music.

I go out occasionally, too. Like you, I enjoy the time I spend with my friends. Or, sometimes I like just staying in and watching a movie with you. I travel to far away places, love wilderness, eat great food, listen to good music, laugh like a naughty schoolboy and live life like I was dying. I have minimized negativity from my life and only associate with people of integrity and character. I help people help themselves, and am a steward of the planet.

Oh, one more thing. About photos, mine is blurry and your's doesn't look like you do in real life. I won't hold that against you. I can only learn about you by communicating with you. This isn’t a job interview, though. I promise I won't ask you what your favorite color is, favorite flavor of ice cream, or favorite song, and I won't send you an initial message telling you how hot you are (you know that already).

I don't want to meet someone who spends all their time online looking for "the one." I want to meet you, because you would be fun to hang out with. In an ideal world, you can cook a fantastic meal or appreciate one made for you, crack hilarious jokes, kiss like a goddess and sing like a diva.