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I just want to hear a "Je t'aime". Specifications for this 1952 model (Scorpio assembly line): (Note to sensitive souls: absolutely no ego involved or at least not the intention)

00) Very mischievious [ C H A R A C T E R ] ahead...exercise extreme caution. In doubt, click away.
0 1/2) H.I.M. (Humour/Intellect/Man) in search of a S.H.E. Sensual/Ho La La/Extremely Beautiful)
0) FREE glucose organic CHOCOLATE for the right user.
1) Main chassis: 5'11", durable material, ruggedized, time tested, very well engineered, Canadian made and time tested and proven.
2) Slightly used, no parts replaced, everything as per OEM (Original Equipment Manufacturer OR Ohhlala Exceptional Model)), no DNA alterations.
3) Standard external colour is tan, optional is white.
4) Come equipped with a full head of hair and external hull with silky skin factor built-in.
5) Engine very well oiled, excellent plumbing, no cut in supply line.
6) Fully compatible with Gurlfriend 1.0 or Wife 8.0. NOTE: single user ONLY, no multi user mode.
7) Engine has built-in oil leaks. User can perform test using specs #6, leak mode is programmed to stop. Note that full specifications given, no unexpected surprises for the intended user.
8) Come fully loaded with a wide database of acquired and programmed information, no manual required. Easy to use instrument panel.
9) Built-in high output, distortion free audio synthesizer with a wide variety of language options, nice tone octave variant, rich voice for church, choir singing or public speaking modes. Built in very sensitive selective stereo sound acquisition device. High retention listening only mode is available upon request.
10) Wide range of built-in continually expanded vocabulary well suited for any occasions, audiences and environments.
10.5 Come preconfigured with 2 Ph.D.'S
11) Come preloaded, no setup required and no unecessary accessories required.
12) Well travelled, come with all amenities such as: free lifetime computer and technical support for Gurlfriend or Wife modes of operation.
13) Works well in rough roads, tough environments, built-in heuristic engine to deal with unusual situations.
14) Can be operated in different mode such as: boyfriend/lover combo mode, husband mode, good guy mode. Multi-user mode is only available in Friends environment.
15) No major software issues, automatic updating enabled, hardware in excellent working condition.
16) Not too many owners, no false information on mileage.
17) Cheap to operate. High energy, efficient, responsive.
18) Equipped with a big central H.E.A.R.T. (Human Emotional Amorous Repetitive Technology) copyright.
19) Enhanced tactile and kinesthetics capabilities, very sensitive sensors, well tuned, optimized for high speed noise free channel with user.
20) Boring mode DISABLED, loving mode ENABLED, cuddling mode ON. Preprogrammed in BIOS, user changes DISABLED,
21) Can only be owned and operated by ONE user. Very friendly User Interface, operation fully integrated into operating and cognitive system.
22) Can do L.O.V.E. ( L ong O verdue V ersatile E counters), K.I.S.S. ( K nowledgeable I nsight for S uccint S ensuality) mode, C.U.D.D.L.E. (C ompassionate U nderstandable D iligent D isplay of L ove -see L.O,V.E.)
23) IQ ratio VERY HIGH, needs-desires-is looking-preferably wants a user that matches that criterion OR would accept-like-be fond of-a user that is in acceptance of that specification.
24) M.A.R.R.I.A.G.E enabled and ready ( M utually A greable R evolutiona R elative I nteractive A nd G randiose E volution)

Unusual features for this model:

0xF0) Can function as a food preparer, server.
0xF1) Come fully equipped with tools, techniques and various modes of operation.
0xF2) Excellent listening capabilities. Complements AND supplements specs #9.
0xF3) Works very well with specs #6 as a team on an equally mathematically calculated 1:1 ratio.
0xF4) No driving licence required. One user licence required to authenticate ownership.
0xF5 Double Ph.D. certainly not a stupid one

Potential users submit their test and trial requests using the Contact wolfie840ca button. Replies are guaranteed.

Note: For THE long term investor, rate of return exceeds expenditure. ONLY ONE portfolio available. Time is limited.

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Someone once said: "LOOK NOT FOR THE ONE YOU CAN LIVE WITH...SEARCH FOR THE ONE YOU CANT LIVE WITHOUT". Me? Perhaps...

Dancing, having a drink or 2, going to a restaurant, cinema, a walk along the Rideau Canal, whatever we want to do. I am very versatile and I am willing to try new things and different types of activities. Good conversation, getting to tame each other/ If I go to meet the woman, whatever attractions are available (parks, restaurants, points of interest, etc): well... interested?

Female