QUESTION: Why do these beautiful girls have ugly boyfriends? What's up with that? Is is so that the ugly guys make the girls look even better? Is it so that guys would look at the couple and ask, "What does he have that I don't have? Why do these beautiful girls have ugly boyfriends?"? Just a random thought. Carry on.

Hmmm... Where do I begin? If I tell you too much, that ruins some good conversation, now doesn't it? But, I'll give you a little bit of info...

I just moved to the sunny Cali state this past December, so I'm still getting used to this new world... but I'm loving every second of it!!

'm a young, attractive, ambitious, athletic, fun-loving guy who enjoys life to the absolute fullest. I'm very off-the-wall at times. My rule is to have a minimum of 5 good, hard laughs a day. I totally love Improv/random humour. It doesn't make sense most of the time, and it doesn't have to; that's what makes it funny. Unless it's a life-or-death situation, I refuse to be serious. I mean, what feels better, laughing or being serious? Hmmmmm? Alright, then. BTW, have you noticed that they don't have any serious emoticons on this site? I rest my case. ;o)

As for Religion, here's what I believe in: God, YES. The Religious institutions, NO. Simple as that.

I love dancing to House music. I mean the REAL, DEEP, POUNDING, FUNKY, SOULFUL House music! And just so you know, if you can't tell the bloody difference between House and Techno, then I'm afraid we just won't get along... unless you allow me to educate you, young grasshopper. LOL If you want a sample of what I'm talking about, just click PLAY on the Imeem thingy, and away you go. Those are a few tracks from a few of my most FAVORITE DJs... Check 'em out... Especially JOY, BLACK MAN IN SPACE, MECHOUGA, IT'S THE SPIRIT, DA BUMP... Hell, listen to them ALL!!!

I'm very driven when it comes to working towards the things that I love. I'm also a very laid-back person. Whether I'm in Work mode or Chill-out mode, I give 100% every time. I am single and looking, but I'm just easy-going about it. I don't force things. I just go with the flow. Whatever happens, happens.

Honesty is key, people. I'm cool with anything. If you wanna date, that's cool. If you want a long-term thing, that's cool. If you want, what POF calls an "Intimate Encounter" (sounds like something out of Star Trek, when Captain Kirk would have sex with an alien woman), that's cool, too. Bottom line, JUST BE HONEST ABOUT IT. M'kaaayyy?

I believe that "Sexy" is about your vibe, your energy, and how you carry yourself... not about how much skin you're showing me... Not that there's anything wrong with showing me some skin. Hey, do your thing. I'll just enjoy the view.

I want a girl who has the same positive energy, the same work ethic, and the same Winner's mentality as I do. I want a girl who will motivate me and make me feel fantastic, just as I would for her. I want a girl that gives me goosebumps every time she touches me. I want a girl who I would never EVER EEEEEEEVER get tired or bored of... in all avenues (nudge-nudge, wink-wink).

Most of all, I want a girl who knows how to be herself, and can accept me for who I am, because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.

Well, that's about it so far. Now you know a little about me. Now, I wanna know about YOU. Drop me a line if you wanna chat, and let's make it happen.

Just a few things, okay?
1) No pic, no reply. Plain and simple. Fair is fair. You can see me, so I should be able to see you. I won't mention anything about being "shallow". It's not shallow to want physical attraction. Don't lie to me about appearances not mattering, and I won't ask you if you emailed me before or after reading my profile.
2) In order for this online dating thing to really work, you have to actually meet the person eventually. I can only do MSN or phone conversations for so long; after that, it's just pointless. If you wanna date, then let's set it up. If not, don't waste my time.

By the way, if I add you to my FAVORITES list, that means I'm gonna message you soon. So, sit tight. I expect the same if you put me on your FAVORITES list. If you put me on your list, CONTACT ME! And if I contact you, REPLY! Don't be shy or afraid. I don't bite... unless, of course, you want me to. (Insert 70's Porn music here) BOW-CHICKA-WAH-WAAAAAHHHHH!!

See you soon.

Walk on the beach, ice cream (mint-chocolate-chip, baby!!!), grab a bite to eat in the evening... Something simple is always good for the first date. I'm up for absolutely anything. As long as we enjoy each other's company, that's all that matters.

Simple as that.

Female
Live within 75 miles.
Must not do drugs
Must not be married