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Profession Actuary / On-Line Trader
Do you want children? Does not want children
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About Me
Survival Of The Fittest
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.
Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.
I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.
Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.
When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."
This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free one- pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.
There can be only one. . . . . . . .
My sister once worked for the ad company that made up the M&M’s people (she had a ton of clothing and stuff with the M&M’s guys embroidered on it!).
The lady was created specifically as a nod to the running urban legend that eating green M&M’s are supposed to make you horny. The ads were not meant to be “sexy” in a serious manner – but as a comic nod to the legend.
Personally, I still get a kick of of the M&M guys (and girl). But I always ate the red M&M’s. So instead of worrying that I was going to jump the nearest female after ingesting a bag of M&M’s, I was worrying that I pretty much overdosed on the cancerous red dye they had back in the day.
First Date
I'm open to a variety of things but I am most definitely not into vulgarity and games and if this is you then please miss me with it. I just wanna laugh and chill with a kindred spirit, is this you?
*(please stop with the "I Live Life as it is my Last Day" thing, i am really not interested in dating you laying on a hospital bed with tubes in your nose) thank you very much)*
Life is not meant to be serious all the time so can I persuade you to bring some fun into my life?
In_Efx has 2 roses that can be sent.
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