My age is screwed up and it says I can't change it after the first 2 weeks ;I am 38

TODAYS PEEVES;(not in any order)

TOP ONE FOR TODAY:Actually reading my profile, then looking at it 3 more times but being afraid to contact me.I am not a total ****, and don't assume that if you do not fit everything you THINK I am looking for that I wouldn't be interested. ATTITUDE is everything!!


Complimenting me on my photos then offering to take erotic pictures of me????? Come on!! it is pretty obvious why you just got blocked!That is NOT a compliment!

Putting your profile under Hang-out when you are really only looking for Intimate. Men that are afraid to be chastised for what they are really looking for have already started with a lie and I am NOT interested. Making excuses and blaming my pics just shows that u have a weak moral character when you will blame a women for how they look or for what you are asumming they portray.THIS is the type of crap that women in society already have to deal with and men can't figure out why we get so irate over it?? Stop judging a book by it's cover maybe and actually LOOK at what MY profile says!

1.Contacting ME when you also will consider dating 18 year olds??? If you seriously can't see why I have an issue with THAT....don't waste my time.FORGETTING to mention that every girl you have dated since high school have been UNDER 23!!!!I mean come on!! What use do I have for a guy that is 36 but likes to date 20-23 year olds??? I am pretty sure I have boots that old.

2. Making ignorant comments because I am on a lot of favourite lists? You cannot choose who adds you and I am not wasting time deleting people constantly when you get readded anyways.Maybe read some of my posts on the forums about that.

3.Telling me I must be bitter because I have these on my profile. I am not bitter, I am a realist and I won't tolerate bull**** of any kind, I also won't give it. I especially love the IM's telling me there is something wrong with me because they have not bothered to READ any part of my profile, they have no picture,but expect me to respond to them.

4. NOT knowing how to kiss ;if you cant kiss your mouth usually isnt going to be any good anywhere else either.

5. Men that dont like to lick P**** ;hmmm, well if you are THAT lazy......

6. D*** PICS:if that is your ONLY selling point.Size is NOT everything.Most men that are hung think it does all the work for them!!!!LOL

7. Telling me you are 'generous' ;i only want generous men in the bedroom.Hell the lineup for sugar daddies starts HERE

8. Talking to my friends (who are in pics on my profile or vice versa)who you are trying to meet too;if you are too stupid to mention it...........DELETE.

9. Men with NO PICS who contact me and cant figure out why i wont talk to them? C'mon I make the effort to provide pics to look at.If I can figure out how to put pics on here you can too.Telling me I won't be dissapointed?? um.....obviously someone was or you wouldn't be here with the rest of us.

10. Deleting your profile after I have blocked you and sending me another message from a new profile. Hell, do you think that a week later I will change my mind?(maybe after 20 drinks)

11. Sending me your msn and expecting me to add you, or trying to chat on IM when you have made no other effort to talk to me .I do not waste my time chatting with men that could not take 2 minutes to send an actual message.If you are one of the priveleged few that make it to my msn list then you should be pleased.

12. How's it going? If i have never talked to you before........Can you BE any more original?This open-ended question as I know a few of you have already experienced will usually get a negative response compounded by how many dumb ass questions I have gotten that day.

13.Wanna hook up?Hmmmm....let me see now.........If i wanted to get laid i would make a phone call (and its amazing that these ones are ALWAYS the ones that dont have their profile listed as intimate)

14. Calling me babe, hottie, MILF, jugs,honey,sugar, etc., if i have never talked to you before will get you deleted automatically.(I do respond well to GODDESS....lol)

15. Asking how big my tits are.......I mean hell we all know they are big so unless u can at least wait till the third question u arent gonna make it that far either.

16. Sending me dirty messages.......amazing though how they never seem to have face attached to their profiles.

17. Men that can't handle rejection.I mean hell, if i am not interested then calling me names and calling me a fat cow, telling me i am not THAT hot, and assorted other variable comments.......just reinforces the fact that you ARE a loser and that my instincts were right in the first place.

18. Men that are too stupid to realize that there are a lot of girls that know each other on here and we DO compare notes......treat one like crap or try to play her and wonder why you are only getting second string girls?????

19. When the first thing you ask me is 'what am i looking for on here? ;dead giveaway that you are looking for sex.Go bother the girls listed in intimate.

PLUSSES:

-Stocky, husky men
-Attitude that you can back up
-Honesty
-Shaved heads and goatees
-Men not afraid to buy flowers for the sake of it (my only weakness)
-Smart, funny, and MUST be quick-witted
-Alpha males
-Knowing that looks mean NOTHING unless you are beautiful inside too
-Caveman hairpulling, biting, and carrying you off
-Boob men
-Men that love motorcylces
-SOLID MEN ;if you have to ask what these means, you don't understand where I am coming from and we are unlikley to have the same views.

MY PLUSSES:

-My boobs, (kidding)
-Personality:the glass is usually half full
-Heart of Gold
-Extremely passionate
-Kinky
-Smart and very quick-witted
-Wild streak, I will try anything once especially if it involves height or speed
-Solid (and again, if u have to ask u have no clue)
-NOT a user or golddigger and I actually am friends with most of my exes

-I CAN COOK ANYTHING FROM SCRATCH: includes chinese food,indian food,thai, handmade baked ravioli,homemade pasta,hickory ribs,crepes, succulent pork chops that fall apart with your fork, roast beef with yorkshire pudding, etc.,

-I love to bake ;cookies,peanut butter, soft chocolate chip,monster m&m ,oatmeal and all the fancy hand decorated ones too.I make a wicked cream cheese stuffed cake,chocolate pudding cake so rich you need milk, and i make an awesome lemon meringue pie.

Oh, and enough of the DOM comments that pic is of an outfit for a costume event.

Anything fun that I can wear stilettos for (any excuse for hot shoes, but I do want to try parasailing that looks like a blast, as well as parachuting.

Male
Must not have messaged users looking for intimate encounters or sex.
Must not be looking for Talk/E-mail
Must not be looking for Other Relationship
Must not be looking for Intimate Encounter
Must not be married