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About Me
Some things about me:
1. I can see through drywall
2. Aretha Franklin's hat would have made a better president than the last guy
3. I remember Voltron
4. you don't have to clip coupons to be ghetto fabulous
5. ambition bites the nails of success
6. there are no sneakers hanging from the wires on my street
7. Robocop 3 sucked even though he could fly
8. I like the outside
9. Hush Puppies aren't made with real puppies
10. I cant pronounce linoleum
11. the space people
12. Sponge Bob is not a contraceptive
13. Ive astral projected
14. I can crit over 7000
15. zug zug is a common greeting with my friends
16. my cars missing the Toyota symbol
17. Flava Flav is not in jail
18. I got a check from my insurance company yesterday
19. There are very few birdwatchers in Afganistan
20. when I tell the cat to use his words, he just meows at me
21. Bill Murray is a pro
22. I love lamp
23. I learned it by watching you
24. George Bush is a moron
25. If youre still interested after reading this,please message me, Id love to hear from you!
First Date
Exploring the Mayan Pyramids of Chichen Itza or maybe even a few drinks...
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