First, I've read many women's profiles on here and SOOOO many times I see women that list that they like to take long walks in the rain with their lover. Let's get real. If you like to take long walks in the rain,,, you have either,, A? --- LOST your car keys. B? --- LOST your mind. Or C,,, --- all of the above. I mean,,, who REALLY hangs out and waits for a downpour and dashes out into the streets holding hands with their lover other than maybe once or twice in their life when they were maybe 18? I understand spontaneous romantic interludes but,,,,, do we have to plan it over the weather? lol. Don't get me wrong. I'm good to go in just about any situation but,,, comfort zone has something to be desired. Let it rain OUTSIDE. Do you get what I'm saying? Or have you lost your car keys.

As far being on this site and as far as I can see? There are about 500 guys on here compared to every one woman. I was sifting through this singles site the other day and came across a profile that showed a woman that was very nice in appearance, moderatey hot in physique, overall pretty sexy, so I checked her out. All she had to say in her personal description essay was,,,, lkjhlkjhlkjhlkjhlkjhlkjh,,,, obviously just to fill up the letter charachter quota. THENNNN,,,, I scroll down,, and notice that she has nearly 500 guys that have listed her on their favorite's list. I'm like,, Christ! I'm not bad looking,,, have alot going for me,,, a good job, nice car, SMART,, a good exciting lay and blah blah,,, but yet,,, how does a woman have 500 guys waiting in line to be her choice for simply being hot,,,, and typing,, jhjkhjhlkjhlkjhlkjh?

At that point I decided.

I want something different that makes me truly stand out from all the guys out there waiting in line.
A profile essay that is more. A profile essay that grabs a woman's attention and holds her spellbound in it's descriptive nature.

And then it dawned on me. Ready? Here goes!!!!!,,,,,


lkjhlkjhlkjhlkjhlkjhkjhgkjhgkjhgkjhgkjhg!!!!!!


If you laughed at this,, then EYE am the one YOU should contact. Simple as that. :) Fair enough?

Just going through the looking process until SHE shows up. PARDONE the sarcasm in the parts of the essay. It was just meant to be fun.

OK,, I'll get back to being serious. For a first date I would like to meet at,,, lets say,,, 2 AM,,, on a secluded highway out in the Everglades on a road that no one travels except the gators and an occasional trucker. This way we can get to know one another without distraction. lol


Wait! On second thought,,, First date? We'll figure it out.

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Live in United States