DOH.....Write up removed. Not actively looking to mingle right now. Unless, someone strikes me in a bold way. [judo chop] (Although, if I was gunna do a formal profile I'd start it off with some hype walk out music, and fog, along with an escort of scantily clad women.) shaaaa-wing

Any girls that play volleyball plssssssss do drop me a line. My sisters and home girls are in wpg =( Don't have many girl friends here.

[cue outro] ~ rollin down the street.. smokin.. sippin on..... Laid back (like a recliner)

Shizzalator
-Jendizzle (No, I actually don't talk like this but if you couldn't tell I'm kinda quirky.)

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Just no... [scrunched up face] "Homie don't play that" [Wacks you with a sock full of rocks] (Homie D. Clown- In Living Color)

[Breaks into song]
"Homie the clown, Don't mess around, Even though the Man, Try to keep him down,
One day Homey will break all the chains then he'll fly away but until that day Homie don't play."
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Breaking news: I'm hungry..... Random? Irrelevant? So? lol
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(Awesome) Message of the Day!!!

like whoa...it seems someone might be a lil bitter. im being interrogated, accused of cheating and getting lectured for it all in the first message. Well done, son. Talk about efficiency. Check it...

From: anton shiguhr (View Profile) (View All Correspondence)
Subject: wondering..... Sent Date: 3/7/2008 1031:39 PM

hi. so is it that you aren't single and you are looking for friends, but if a guy comes along who really strikes you, you will give it a shot?

or is it that you are single and are looking for friends and possibly something more? Because if you aren't single thats not really a cool thing to be doing behind your boyfriends back, would you like it if he was playing around like this behind yours? seems like you are all about getting attention which is pretty shallow and lame.

[End message]

Ok, so let me make like a really wild suggestion that if my profile doesn't interest you, it isn't neccessary to drop me a line telling me so. I got 99 problems but a b*tch ain't one (JayZ). That's not asking for too much is it? or are you thinking "this b***h is BANANAS" (Gwen Stefani). Thanks for wasting both our time.

If you're not interested but was at least entertained from reading this really idiotic (I know, I wrote it) profile,then I'm glad it was time well wasted. However, if my profile upset you in anyway way as it appeared to for Anton, cry me a river (Justin Timberlake). You chose to read it so "you can put the blame on"....."YOOOOOOOOOOOOU" (Tell em' Soulja Boy ft Akon). Ugh.
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I'm going to be sooo pissed if the Spurs win again. PISSED. Efffing Spurs. Damn you Duncan.
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So much for my "non-profile" turned blog. I don't like talking about myself anyway. Either get to know me intuitively, instinctively, imaginatively, telepathically, or just ask me whatever it is you want to know.

Thank you. Come again. [in an Apu accent (Simpsons)]
Jen N Tonic, Jhenessey, Jenitalia, Jengivitus, Jengle Bells
Or just Jen
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Currently facinated by "The Game" by Neil Strauss. Guys should read this book because flattery and openers like "Hi, I'm so-and-so just isn't enough to break through a woman's defenses. You could be the nicest guy with but just the circumstance that you have to introduce yourself in order to meet someone is creepy to most girls who just aren't open to being "picked up" for lack of a better word.
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Message of the Day!!! Check it...

From: jimbo456 has closed their account (View Profile) (View All Correspondence)
Subject: Hi Sent Date: 5/11/2008 1031 PM

You and your friend look pretty close. Have you seen each other's vagina?

[End Message] Ok buddy, way to send out a lame message for shitts and giggles before closing your account. Either I'm in a bad mood today or it's just not that funny. (I re-read this part when I did a recent update and it's kinda funny now.) lol
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Ok I'm actually gunna write something about myself now. Are you ready?... Let's see,

1. I'm Chinese, Laotion, and Thai. (Speak Mandarin and Laotion) No.... I don't have an accent. I can't even fake a good one.

2. I'm more shy than I probably come off in my profile, at first anyway.

3. Grew up in a strict asian home where "tough love" is more common than direct affection such as saying "I love you" or hugging. If my mom ever said I love you, without using it in a lecture as justification for being critical, I would have thought that she was dying or something. As a result, I probably compensate for it in my relationships and find it frustrating when a guy isn't capable of expressing himself on a sensitive level. (Dayum, where did that come from? I dug deep eh?)
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Craving pizza.
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YES! Peace OUT San Antonio Spurs.
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Just got back from Vegas for a staggette. It was my first time there. Vegas is like... whoa.
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WTF... What's up with this new feature- virtual presents that you actually pay for? Seriously? lol. Shiz, just send me money. (I'm kidding....unless you're serious.) "Y'know my style. I'll say anythin to make ya smile."
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Hoping for a Lakers vs Cavs NBA final.... CAVS FTW!
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MSG of the day... check it..

From: Tall Dreamer (View Profile) (View All Correspondence)
Subject: Pardon me... Sent Date: 5/20/2009

But do you have a great, sexy, 6'4" tall Italian man with a gorgeous, strong, wrist thick 10 1/2 inches?

If you'd like to check me out, and that what I say is true, then.....
stallionman_69 on X,t,u,b,e
rhinocock_69 on X,p,e,e,p,s ----my vids are easier to see on this profile,

M. [End message] So creepy... makes me cringe
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Rollerbladed along the seawall for the first time since I moved here. (Rollerbladed for the first time in like 5 years too). The views are so beautiful.... so different from the Winnipeg prairies. The seawall was perfectfly fine but my cousin and I parked downtown where there was one short street on a steep slope.

(.. About Me.. cont'd) I coulda taken off my blades and walked down in my socks but would that be any less embaressing?

Woah.. about me had to spill over into First Date because I couldn't fit anymore into that section. Can you believe that? As I was saying.. There wasn't any grass to attempt to sideways walk down and I was afraid of coasting into the busy intersection so I asked a random passerby to help me down. Kinda embaressing... it occurred to me after that... (Section Break)

Ok, the good part... How many of you skipped over the Interests and About Me section? [Evil eye]

Dates are for calenders. I have no expectations (well....just please don't have any missing teeth or body odour. It's kind of distracting). One who fishes cannot be upset when one catches seaweed or a tin can. I could be your seaweed. If you actually like seaweed I guess that's ok. If we plan to meet don't hype me up in your mind because that puts me at a huge disadvantage.

How bout something that allows for coppingeasyfeels? I mean conversation (It's all about the conversation). The activity could be going out for ice cream (yum) or a tasty beverage. That beverage could be alcholic or non, coffee, bubbletea, applejuice (brings me back to kindergarten), ovaltine, wine, metamucil, slurpee, prune juice, or protein shake. Whatever floats your boat or loosens you up enough to divulge your deepest secrets and potentially incriminating info which may not otherwise be revealed. (ie commitment issues, stalker-ish tendancies, addictions, jealous exes, anger issues, being clingy, criminal past..present or future, abnormal behaviour or hobbies, etc etc)