am shyish at times
i am a normalish male if there is one of them lol , like a laff and a drink . just normal things really to pass the time , i am kind and kinda sensetive and dont try to hurt anyone.
i do have pics but fed up of people using them for other sites !
if you want my msn then just ask , i dont bite , may lick but dont bite lol
gimme a shout x
fed up of people that can not even bother to answer messages , i put in the effort so why cant you ?
sorry thats not a rant just one of my pet hates
Dont pass me by just get in touch , u never know

Windows

A blonde was having a problem with her laser printer, so she called the company's technical support.
The help desk technician asked her if she was "running it under Windows."
The blonde replied, "No, my desk is next to the door. But that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his is working fine."


SNOOTY RECEPTIONIST

An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with several other doctors.
The waiting room was filled with patients.
As he approached the receptionist's desk, he noticed that the receptionist was a large un-friendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler.
He gave her his name.
In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, 'YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?'
All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at the very embarrassed man.
He recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied, 'NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.'


DON'T MESS WITH OLD FOLKS.


Brazilian

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying, 'And yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed.' 'OH NO!'
Mr. Bush exclaims. 'That's terrible!' His staff sits stunned at this sudden outward display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands, almost sobbing. Finally, the president looks up and asks, 'Just how many is a brazillion, anyway?