Take a look and u will see im just me and thats all i can be. No more,no less, no second guess. I laugh, i love, i cry. some days im funny other days im not. other days im in overdrive and cant stop. U may not like me but thats okay this is me and thats how i will stay! x A smile is infectious; you catch it like the flu, when someone smiled at me today, i started smiling too. I passed around the corner and someone saw my grin, when he smiled I realised I passed it onto him. I thought about that smile and I realised its worth, a single smile, just like mine could travel around the earth...so if u feel a smile begin dont leave it undetected..lets start an epidemic quick and get this world infected..............Are there any nice guys left out therelol?..... isnt it amazing how you can get 3 bottles of wine in one of those little boxes with a tap? 4 if you rip the box open and give the bag a good a old squeeze, actually i could get 4 and a half but i always spill some down me while im squeezing it lol!!!!


Now, imagine this. You come out of the Hancock Museum and being new to Newcastle, ask an elderly gentleman for directions to the Theatre Royal, and helpfully he says

Yees gan doon to the big roon-aboot tow'rds the heaymarket steayshun. Waalk stryaight doon alang northumberland stryeat and turn reet when yees sees the go'l-smiths. Gan tow'rds the monooment then to'rn left. Waalk doon that road and yees shud find the plyace with nae bover. Yees winnet miss it man!"


Friendship between Women:

A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her
husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called
his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.

Friendship between Men:

A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he told his wife
that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her
husband's 10 best friends, eight of which confirmed that he had slept
over, and two said that he was still there.

Must not be looking for Intimate Encounter
Must not be looking for Activity Partner
Must not do drugs