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ferretrellik The Clownfish: I'mma gonna teabag your drumset!
City
Brooksville Florida
Sign
Virgo
Height
5' 9" (175 cm)
Age
39 year old Man
Smoker?
No
Ethnicity
Caucasian with Brown hair
Body Type
Athletic
Religion
Non-Religious
N/A
dating
            
 
 
I am Seeking a
Woman
For
Friends

Do you drink?
Socially
Marital Status
Single
Profession
Intelligence
Smarts
N/A
Do you want children?
Undecided/Open
Do you do drugs?
No
Do you have children?
No
Do you have a car?
N/A
 
Interests
Wowhard rock casinoFloyds vip room fri and sats
come down and see us racing my stang on gandy bridge fri nights new r1 woot FAST BIKES
About Me
Hey there, after a long visit, the doctors finally said I'd be ok as long as I take the medication, so they let me out of the mental institution, and the 20 year sentence was appealed and overturned so that's behind me, the creditors stopped calling finally after I changed my number so I figured with all that good news it was time to get back to the dating scene. So here I am ladies hit me up lmao

Latest news, 05' black mustang and 07'Ghetto"d out Yamaha R1 is kicking @ss on gandy bridge...now finished with a gilles racing gear and N.O.S. graphix"d out also...woot woot 225mph with N.O.S boost woot woot try and catch me ....



First Date
"Flow in the total openness of the living moment"........Life is too short to not spend every moment as happy as you can be! I would rather have loved and lost then to have never loved at all! No regrets...... "God grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference" As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back.

WOMEN'S PRAYER:
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to, "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
Amen.

MEN'S PRAYER:
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a boat.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a damn.
Amen.

ferretrellik has 2 roses that can be sent.

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