First off, you should note that I did not mark "looking for friends". There's a reason for that. I am NOT your friend. just kidding. Can't tell you how many times I've seen people post that and then qualify it by saying something like, "I'm REALLY just loking for friends right now and if something more happens... well then great!" OR "I feel that we should start as friends and then hopefully something more lasting will grow from that." My take on that: uh... yeah... that's a given. No shit. No offense but it's kinda like explaining that if you look up you'll see this blue stuff that hangs just out of reach and it's called sky. or that if you spend to much time with your head under water you'll drown. (yes smartasses, i know you won't drown if you have an oxygen tank. ha. ha.) If you've followed my sarcasm, cynicism, logic, humor and jack-assery so far, please, read on.

In a nutshell I'm needy, conceited, self-centered, sexist, insulting, vulgar, rude, uncaring, uncommunicative, cold-hearted and shallow. I'm also quite sarcastic and enjoy teasing people to see their reactions... you following me here? Let's put it this way, if you read this and describe me with any word that would be censored by the bots on this site, well... maybe you should just go with that and keep walking. Or maybe, perhaps, perchance, jack-ass is a term of endearment for you. IF the latter is the case and you read this and maybe shmuckled a bit, send me a message. Tip of the iceberg? More like the smallest fraction of a molecule used to make a splinter of me. Yes, I am a nerd. Good day!

I'd like to think that in our conversations, we'll find some common interest we can share, so let's play it by ear. If that doesn't work, maybe you can show me something you're really into that I've never done or vice versa. We'll figure it out as we go along. No pressure.