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Utah Simple : But I play one on TV...
City
Baltimore Maryland
Sign
Leo
Height
6' 1" (185 cm)
Age
58 year old Man
Smoker?
No
Ethnicity
Caucasian with Mixed Color hair
Body Type
A Few Extra Pounds
Religion
Non-Religious
Photoshopped!
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I am Seeking a
Woman
For
Long Term

Do you drink?
Socially
Marital Status
Divorced
Profession
Chemist
Smarts
Bachelors degree
Do you want children?
Does not want children
Do you do drugs?
No
Do you have children?
No
Do you have a car?
Yes
 
Interests
Travelnaturecomputers
musicThe UnusualInteresting people
About Me
Hello, my last trip was in September, 2007, to Peru. I visited Lima, Machu Picchu, and Lake Titicaca. There is way too much climbing in the Andes, and not a lot of oxygen. The Incas never heard about handicap accessible, either. Lots of good food, including alpaca and cuy. Cuy es muy bueno. A lot of trains, planes, buses, and taxis.

I am usually busy with work and home. I'd like to meet someone that is looking for a good, loving relationship. I'm looking forward to my next vacation, and it would be nice to meet someone that wasn't afraid of flying, has a passport, a sense of humor, and a taste for adventure. My job involves stuff that most Caucasians can't even pronounce; I need someone laid back to have fun with, to enjoy life with. I'm not starved for affliction. The previous sentence is not a typo. I want someone that is extremely affectionate. Kissing is something that I think everyone should enjoy. I'm not into sports, either watching or participating. I do have an elliptical machine that I am using to help me get the weight down. It is difficult to do any walking in the winter, either too cold or too messy. And I have a cat, not into ladies with dogs. I am a hypochondriac, plaid sensitive, and Debbie-phobic. Not into motorcycles since the "cliff diving" incident. Any preconceived notions you might have about me are probably wrong. "You think I'm cute, a little bit shy, Momma, I ain't that kind of guy." And I tend to live my life vicariously through song lyrics. Your turn...

First Date
Drinks are always good for a first date. I don't get a chance to do that very often, so it is specially enjoyable for me. And alcohol usually makes people loosen up and start talking. If things go well, then food can be ordered, and more talking. And I like to talk.
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Must not be looking for Activity Partner
Must not be married

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