UPDATE: Oct 09

Hi girls/females/ladies/women/X chromosome types/opposite sex persons! I’m back after taking a break/pause from dating. And what’ve I learned during my break? NOTHING! Lol, I’m KIDDING, I’ll get to that! But first, let me start with this SIMPLE REQUEST, and I'M BEGGING HERE: PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, ALLAH, BUDDHA, SHIVA, YAHWEY, BRAHMA, PETE, VISHNU, HARI, or for the love of NO God, or for the love of a POSSIBLE GOD, (did I cover all beliefs?), I BEG simply THIS: NO MORE
#*%@ING CLICHES ON LIFE/LIVING AND LOVE/…PRETTY PUHLEEEEEEEASE?? And I apologize for dropping the “F” bomb above!

NO MORE: “Life’s not measured by the number“…”Live everyday as if it were”… seriously, HOW MANY of US TRULY live by those stinking clichés? I say about 1% of people; those truly amazing men and women WE ALL admire for their spirit and way of making our day, our life and our world a better place…the type people we all should strive to emulate…at least a little! But for the rest of us clowns...NO MORE STINKIN CLICHES NOBODY ADHERES TO OR LIVES BY DANGIT! :)

Now, I KNOW, some of what you will read here WILL offend, infuriate and or upset SOME of you ladies; SOME will agree to a degree; SOME will laugh and agree completely; and SOME will just say EFF you a**hole! So be it, I’m not here to win a popularity contest…I’m here to find love, to find my better half, to find the woman I want to spend the rest of my life with, the ONE I can’t be without and don’t want to be without! I’m looking for HER!

Let me share something I've come to ABSOLUTELY FEEL and BELIEVE is a VITAL TRUTH according to Adam's law of life and love, and I'm not ashamed nor embarrased to express it. And IT applies to MEN AND WOMEN as well. Ready? Here goes: YES we DO NEED a man or woman in our lives! If we didn't need that special person in our lives, NONE OF US WOULD BE ON POF, Match, Yahoo, Chemistry, E-Harmony, AFF, ETC, ETC! We DO need some special to make our lives WHOLE and COMPLETE. And ANY man or woman who says otherwise is lying to themselves and foolish! Yes you CAN and may live a successful and relatively happy life being single till the day you start pushing up daisies...BUT, NO ONE (sane humans that is) are fully and truly happy being ALONE! So when I read women saying "I don't need a man" I call BULLSH*T and raise the BS flag! I proudly and unashamedly admit I NEED a woman in my life to complete the parts of me I DON'T HAVE as a MAN! I NEED a woman to touch me (physically and emotionally), inspire me, adore me, challenge me, push me, support me, LOVE ME, feed me, (soul and body), trust in me, guide me, follow me, lead me, be my friend, my lover, my rock...IT'S THE WAY OF LIFE! And I WANT to do the same for MY WOMAN! There, I said it, and no take backs! :)

Something I’ve observed and experienced in internet dating life is what some women SAY they want, and what they REALLY want, are two VERY different things. YES, I KNOW men are no better, that's certain. BUT, I KNOW WHAT I WANT IN MY WOMAN! If any of you ladies want a man who makes a six figure income that's fine! Good for you if that's what you WANT. At least be honest enough to admit it up front! BUT, don't act otherwise nor pretend you don't care about money or material things if you really do! I DESPISE AND ABHOR MATERIALISTIC/MONEY focused women! Nuff said.

Adam is: Absent minded, extremely Affectionate, Charismatic, Contemplative, Confident, Cuddly, Curious, Eclectic, Empathetic, Flirtatious, A guy, Gregarious, Goofy, Intense, Loving, A little Vain, Hot Blooded, I snore, Opinionated, Outgoing, Passionate, Playful, Random, Selective, Sensual, Silly, Social, Voracious, Warm, Witty. I'm very passionate in my likes/beliefs/opinions. I LOVE needle point, knitting, crochet and cross stitching...I'M KIDDING! Just seeing if you're paying attention! I love touching/being touched (or groped) I like to tortur...I mean tickle! I'm completely at ease with PDA. I desire intimacy and being vulnerable with that ONE special person. I may be an Alpha male, and pretty much old school, but I learned a lot of good stuff from my mom before she died from cancer 16 years ago.

You want a strong communicator? I'm your man! I have great communication and conversation skills. I'm artikul...areticul...articyou...dang, I "talk real good!" I have well rounded interests. I love live sports/music, MANY outdoor activities, exercise, the arts/theater, travel, DVD movies. YES, you read right, I truly do love live theater.

Bottom line. I want a life long relationship! I'm not here looking for the perfect women, just perfect TO and FOR ME! OK, that said, I WANT and NEED a woman who complements AND compliments me. I WANT a vivacious, very attractive, highly affectionate, spirited, dynamic and outgoing woman. A smart, smartass, vibrant, bubbly, witty, confident and sensuous woman with a great sense of humor; cuddly, nurturing, and a strong libido! The list goes on, but you get the idea! :)

Intimacy and an emotional connection is very important to me. I WANT a partner to explore, play, talk, wander, share, and pal around with, tease, squeeze, tickle, kiss and grope on and make cherished memories for the rest of our lives! Oh yes, one last thing: we MUST have one critical element: CHEMISTRY, a spark, animal attraction, a metaphysical connection, kismet, yin and yang, whatever y'all call it, it's extremely important!

The following paragraph may offend some, but must be said: BE HEIGHT-WEIGHT PROPORTIONATE. I’m not asking for perfect, just shapely/proportioned. MANY women, say they’re curvy, voluptuous, ‘bout average, or athletic/toned and are FAR from it. Ladies, I don’t mean to be being rude, insulting or mean, just honest. Here’re examples the overwhelming majority of men feel are GOOD curvy, voluptuous or athletic: Marilyn Monroe, Sophia Loren, Liz Taylor, Raquel Welch, Jennifer Lopez, Salma Hayek, Sharon Stone, Jessica Biel, yes. Rosie O'Donnell? NOT CURVY, NOT VOLUPTUOUS!! I don't claim physical perfection, but I’m tall and proportionate w/ broad shoulders, nice chest, arms/legs. I need to drop some weight myself, but I can shed weight fast. I don't CARE if you're a FEW pounds overweight, but be honest! It may sound arrogant, but many of you ladies have experienced this yourselves with men, so let’s be honest. If I offend anyone, I am sorry, but truth is truth.

OK, there you have it. Lock, stock and two smoking barrels. That's my story and I'm sticking to it! Let's do this thing yo! :)

Whatever blows our skirt up! Outdoor activity, indoor activity, driving range, go-karts, walking, biking, fly a kite, batting cages, bowling, needlepoint, stamp collecting...KIDDING!

IMPORTANT: I LOVE DOGS! Especially BIG DOGS! If you don't like dogs, it won't work! I love animals and have a strange affinity for horses although I've rarely been around them. I feel they are beautiful majestic creatures, especially Mustangs! I'd own a lion pride if I could afford a few hundred acres and enough gazelles to keep them fed! Local law enforcement and PETA may frown upon that, so that's a non starter. Oh, and if you love PETA and support them 100%, don't ask MY thoughts on that organization!