what,s this product called ? a swiffer , how do you turn it on ? being a sub-contractor in new housing for 22 years has been challeging at times ,but after 22 years i still havent missed a days work .having very high morals and ethics i expect a lot from myself and life . respect and honesty mean everything to me . life is so short and we all need to laugh more. where is the power switch on this swiffer stick ? i know they dont expect me to push this thing around da house .i'll put on some hannah montana and my adult diaper so i can knock out the whole house without stopping .will a swiffer remove back hair ????? i mite try it after a bottle of kickin chickin .

i'll get out my coupon book so we can get two colon cleansings for da price of one down at the clinic , this will get us ready for da buffet and a nite of cow tipping and other ill sh*t .hope da police will take a bad check for bail money and take whatever deal the DA offers . SECOND DATE -i pick you up at your place and i'm wearing nothing but a diaper and a ski mask . later on you are shocked to find my diaper is full of skittles but at this point we cut the evening short beacause we are on probation and have a 7:00pm curfew and we skip dinner because da buffet
has a restraining order against us so we go back to your place and watch da muppet show and eat skittles. THIRD DATE- at this point in are relationship we have been through every thing together and are very tight and we even have his and hers pee
cups for or probation officer .we are ment to be together and live happy ever after
in my van down by the river ...that was bootiful gurlfriend