DON"T READ THIS GARBLE,,,,

But if you do......we now know you don't listen...:)

When I was 12 or 13 playing spin the bottle the girls....well girl. She just wanted to just kiss me.....I was such a good kisser...........even today.....I get told I kiss like a 13 year old..


I am looking for a female friend, who is easy on the eyes, a happy socially intelligent person, as smart as me, a person who stimulates my mind as well as I stimulate theirs. Someone who sees what I miss. And a lady who is more than 5 ft 2 with eyes of blue. Since I am only 4 ft 27 inches tall, it would be hard to see eye to eye on a lot of stuff.

Distance is not a problem for me, I would rather have the right person living miles away, then the wrong person living next door.

Things I already assume:

Your emotionally stable, no nut bars
You can dress yourself including shoe laces.
You know how to work doors and toilet seats, like I do
You don't cook by smoke detector. Never mind, I can do wieners and beans, or better yet, you can take me out...:)
You want me for more than just my BODY, I am way more than just a pretty face, I have feelings and a mind too.
Your not out every Friday night with the girls, you can stay home, or take me shopping, to tool stores, and you could buy me something nice :) wink wink
You don't drive around in your pickup truck with your baseball hat on backwards, with your pit bull in the back, sorry your are just not my type.
You don't need drugs or booze to find your clothes from the night before, I am not that kind of guy and don't need your kind.
Your nice to your dad, you remember Fathers day. We guys can tell a lot by the way a girl treats her dad.
You're not a sissy, you can kill spiders and take care of other small annoying things.
Your life won't change as we know it, if I happen to forget that very special date, by the waterfalls where you tried to kiss me for the tenth time.
This is just the start of my very long list; I am worth it for that very special person.
AND like I should have to say this NO SEX on the first date or second, I am saving myself for that very special right person, and if you really care you can WAIT!!!

oh........you have taken some self help courses to make you a better person.... like 101 HANDLING REJECTION......without burning the house down!!!!

Besides, it's been so long, I forget who gets tied up.


MORE clarification: Us Guys are simple, were like a hammer, either Hungry, H---y, Hobbies or sleeping. Women on the other hand are very complex, like the space shuttle…one little ring out of place, and the whole thing Blows to hell!

Now two things to think about?

When there is a problem between the hammer and space shuttle it doesn’t take very long to figure out if it is with the hammer, might take forever or never….with a space shuttle.

Second which does it take more intelligence to interact with……a hammer or a space shuttle?

I am looking for a cute space shuttle that’s has all her parts in place………none missing and doesn’t have lots of spares.

One that can interact with a simple hammer!!!!!

So……..ladies think about this when your doing your profile. Are you trying to communicate with a hammer…….or another space shuttle?

Ps……..here to have fun..;)

Another wild adventure this summer.....the big guy.....and the little princess....

Grand pa and Granddaughter were off to Europe for a month or so...

Ok......bought her some luggage....a large backpack type suit case that comes with a detachable smaller backpack, I figured she had more then enough room in the large backpack.....but being a very young lady......she did what most ladies do.......filled both right up.......just in case she needed it.......and that how I think most women pack for trips....doesn't matter how long they are going for......just how many suit case they have to fill and then fill them right up........just in case.....

Things that drive me nuts..............people who close doors.......without at least looking in....... There are so many possibilities in life and people just close those doors without looking in first.........for example........must live within 75 miles........thinking too bad for you if prince charming lives 76 miles away. Or is having prince charming living more then 75 miles away......just way too much work for you, or do you settle for second best.........mmmmmm and then they put their interests are "traveling", must be a blond thing. Distance is a problem, when it is emotional, you can be right next to a person but it is like they are on another planet. Miles, aren't a problem to me......

A date comes when you kind of know the person.......and you both want to see each other again......

Out having a coffee just to get to know the person a tiny bit to see how it goes.......... not sure which female said it...........but if you can't handle me at my worse......then you don't deserve me at my best........would rather get to know a lady at her worse......then there is way way more to look forward too.