Ideal partner......
# I can be myself when I am with you.
# Dimlights, softmusic, and just the two of us.
# Smile when I here your voice.



Secrets to a Happy Relationship ........

It is important to find a man who cooks and cleans...

It is important to find a man who makes good money....

It is important to find a man who likes to have sex....

It is important that these three men never meet..................


Honest, caring, warm, passionately romantic. I'm a superlative listener and believe that life is too short to settle but also have enough faith/hope to believe that you never know what life brings you.

I appreciate love, romance, sexuality, sensuality, and affection. I am happy with what I have but curious about things I don't. I believe that the spark you see in some people's eyes is actually there...

Ideally, I want an intellectual, physical, and emotional connection filled with passion, friendship, laughter, mutual respect, faith, tenderness, lots of kisses & hugs....

There is no such thing the perfect partner, because we are not living in a perfect world. It would be so much easier to overlook unimportant negatives if they are outweighed by sufficient positives. You cannot make someone love you...one can only make yourself more lovable....

Lets spice up life together...



PS... What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?




You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.......


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PLEASE USE THE ATTACHED FORM AS NEEDED.

Mr. Right Rejection Form Letter


Dear (____rejectee's name here____ ),

I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as my Mr. Right.

As you are probably aware, the competition was exceedingly tough and dozens of well-qualified candidates such as yourself also failed to make the final cut. I will, however, keep your name on file should an opening become available. So that you may find better success in your future romantic endeavors, please allow me to offer the following reason(s) you were disqualified from the competition:

[Check all those that apply]

___ Your breasts are bigger than mine.

___ Your last name is objectionable. I can't imagine taking it, hyphenating it, or subjecting my children to it.

___ The fact that our finest dining experience to date has been at McDonald's reveals a thriftiness that I find unappealing.

___ Your inadvertent admission that you "buy condoms by the truckload" indicates that you may be interested in me for something other than my personality.

___ You failed the 20 Question Rule, i.e., I asked you 20 questions about yourself before you asked me one.

___ Your legs are skinnier than mine. If you can FIT into my pants, then you can't GET into my pants.

___ Your "Putting on a few, aren't you babe?" comment, given the 9-months pregnant size of Your Own beer gut, was inappropriate.

___ You failed the credit check.

___ I find your inability to fix my car extraordinarily unappealing.

___ The fact that your apartment has been condemned reveals an inherent slovenliness that I fear is unbreakable.

___ The phrase "My Mother" has popped up far too often in conversation.

___ You still live with your parents, and attending night classes to get your High School diploma, are slight negatives.

___ You mention your ex-wife's name more than you mention mine.

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Ladies choice...lets get together and see if we have chemistry. If there isn't, then a very polite thank you and a "nice to meet you", and go our separate ways. If there is chemistry.. the date will take a life of its own.....