I'm not going to make myself look better than I am..YOu will have to do that:-))
I can tell you that I am serving 10 years behind bars over looking the Hudson River..
So all you who are looking for a quick fiz.. fagettaboutit:-)) Yes, I do have a sense of humor and rather dry at times:-)) But it does keep me sane, healthy, happy and youthful..
Now for the good stuff.. I do have many interests and aspirations.. Work hard and play hard.. Have my priorities, morals and all my senses:-))
Besides being comical, I am an avid music lover and enjoy attending concerts, playing the drums and singing to the beat of a different drum..
I'm here to see if anyone can catch me if they can:-)))
Yeah.. You probably think I'm a little off the wall, maybe left some behind many moons ago..IN anycase.. If you have the ability to reqd between the lines.. You won't hesitate to give me a jingle.. I might just be what the doctor prescribed:-))

This depends on if the chemistry is present..I'm adventurous and creative and like to have fun..
PS.. I'm not really in prison..I'm living large in Lancaster:-)