You want the truth? You can’t handle the truth! No truth handler, you! I deride your truth handling abilities!

If you got that reference, you’re probably going to be able to get me. If you didn’t, there’s a learning curve, best of luck to you if you think you’re up to the challenge.

Why I’m awesome:

- Journalism degree
- Sweet job
- Great family, great friends (good times, great memories!)
- Mentally stable. I mean, look at the jerk in the profile below me. That guy’s out there.
- Athletic
- Rugged good looks
- Master of sarcasm (if it was the lowest form of wit, what does it say about the people that can’t do it correctly?)
- Athletic
- Goal driven
- Caring
- Warm
- Bright
- Romantic
- No spin zone. This means two things. 1) you’ll get the truth if you ask for it, and 2) I won’t pick you up on my shoulders and spin you around. Unless you’re into that sort of thing. Then, whatever.
- Great sense of humour. If it doesn’t translate on this, blame the internet.
- I don’t pay for haircuts.

Favourites:

Movies – high fidelity, rushmore, swingers, anchorman, zoolander
Bands – Matthew Good, Tool, Outkast, System of a Down, Sarah Slean
Sports – hockey (Oilers), soccer (Arsenal), baseball (sigh….Jays), football (Esks)
Activities – wrestling, jiu jitsu, muay thai, gymnastics (not my strong suit by any means, but backflipping is a lot of fun)

Dislikes

- popped collars
- sunglasses indoors
- ufc fans believing themselves to be ufc fighters
- excessive makeup/perfume/cologne
- orange tans

That’s enough for now. You have to get to a certain point to know more.

What I’m looking for (aka, why YOU’RE awesome)

- confident
- bright
- attractive to me (note that if I don't find you attractive, that might just be my problem, not yours. But if I do, you might have to be the pretty one in the relationship, we’ll see how it goes)
- have goals (and an actual will to achieve them)
- funny
- caring
- able to operate without me. There’s only so many hours in the day
- loyal
- not on drugs

I know a lot of people want to do the "friends first" thing. Personally, I'm not on that boat. I'm set for friends, I'm looking for a relationship. I will agree that any relationship with legs is going to develop into a strong friendship as well though.

Bottom line, I’m not on here just to find somebody for the sake of having somebody. I know what I want, and whether it’s through here or I have to wait to find the right person for me, I’m going to get it. So don’t take it personally if I don’t respond, there probably wasn’t anything about you that attracted me to you, whether physically or intellectually. I’ve been on the other side, so I know it sucks, but that’s life. And if I’m not what you’re looking for (believe me, I know those people are out there too), best of luck, and happy fishing!

Something active. Rock climbing, drop in volleyball, or even just going for a walk.