This fish flopped ashore literally while re-couping from surgery and will be only be flipping around the waters edge every so often to talk to friends and laugh at the forum rants. Good luck everyone reeling in the catch of your life!
If you don't know how to laugh, then don't read any further!
And before criticizing what you are about to read, please walk a mile in my shoes, then feel free to turn around and talk all you want! Oh and feel free to keep the shoes, we will then be solemates..!
FYI, my dang IM doesn't work on here, oh yea I turned it off...lol Don't like the hebiegeebies when it pops up, and no msn, so please don't ask! Please just be yourself, no matter how that may be, everyone else is already taken!Folks repeating, for the record: The majority of my profile is just joking around! I am not mentally challenged or someone suffering from bad experiences, so relax, laugh a little and please keep the amateur attempts at psycho-analyzing for someone else. I prefer the goofy side than the usual stereotype profiles written here, yawnnnnnn…lol!
Sometimes a guy never gets a break, got tired of the Ex's mood swings, so I got her a mood ring! When she was in a good mood, it turned green, when she was in a bad mood, it left a big dang red mark on my forehead!......
I'm an Environmentalist even though having troubles such as:Got a solar powered car, but I can't get it out of the garage!
Won an award for reducing my electrical use, when asked how I did it, told them I got a bunch of extension cords and plugged them into my neighbors outdoor outlets, they took the award back!
Hey, at least I'm trying to do my part, are you?
_____________________________________________________________________________Guess now time for the obligatory Profile Info so....:I am not looking for someone to complete me, that is ridiculous, nor am I looking for someone to compliment me, that just feels like an accessory. I seek someone who fascinates me, intrigues me and inspires me, which is my hope you are also looking for in someone, after all a big part of a relationship is seeing the world and life through ones partners eyes! So fascinate, intrigue and inspire me!There is no such thing the perfect partner, as we are not living in a perfect world, all we need do is to overlook the unimportant negatives if they are outweighed by sufficient positives, then you have found the perfect one for you!
Please be respectful of one thing,
I am a male and thus I am by nature able to insert my foot in my mouth without warning, thus if you are an unforgiving person by nature, then you don't understand that part of the male god given skill!
About me:Like every profile on here, the basic yada yada yada's: (queue harp music)
I am told I am a gentleman, fun, spontaneous, honest, easy going, extremely intelligent, successful, goofy, imaginative, serious at times, realistic, very perceptive, spiritual, down to earth and an old fashion romantic!
But: (queue kazoo music)
Lives life by the latter: You can enjoy have sex with a thousand different women or you can enjoy make love a thousand different ways with one woman!
And then: (queue full orchestra music)
I'm your not so average, average guy! I am simple (no instructions required), yet complicated (some assembly required) and a great listener (huh?)! I'm a private person by nature and can be shy at times. I'm able to admit when I goofed (and do apologize), reserved at times (best way to learn), outgoing at times (yikes watch out then). I've been known to take people who are being obnoxious or having an arrogant attitude and throw them in the pool, (yes, when just lounging around or even at formal events), so you've been forewarned! I mean what I say & say what I mean always trying to keep my word and expect the same in return! Yikes, what am I thinking, this is the net....someone please hit me on the head with a baseball bat...lol.
Also, I was born and raised in Montreal and am a Canadians fan, (so sorry Leaf fans, I prefer a team who won something at least once in my adult life...lol)
About you:Someone who is: (queue violin music)
Mature yet still having a child like flair for life, down to earth, intelligent, able to communicate, honest, caring, playful, imaginative, most of all someone who is emotionally stable with a great personality (not coming from medications or a bottle), respectful of others and their feelings. Also willing to share the kitchen every now and then, or vacate it to have dinner made for them (I am a trained chef). Able to easily go from sweats to being ready for a formal event without taking days to prepare for it, as engagements happen a few times a year! Asking too much huh?
Someone who is not: (queue ear screeching organ music)
A serial dater, superficial, materialistic, shallow, boozer, dope (user that is.lol) Drama Queen, or a Dr. Phil junkie...lol! And definately not one who is riding the "BI-POLAR EXPRESS" or a member of the Prozac nation!
Physically: (queue drum-roll music)
who knows, but as Judge Judy says "Beauty fades, but dumb is forever!"
I'm in no rush, I prefer to discover someone first, which is VERY important to me and the respectful thing to do! Rushing simply tells me up front that this one is not the one for me!
Also, I pay particular attention to what is said in profiles including the choice of age preference which says a lot and sometimes says too much! For those who don't seem to get it, here is an example, you are say 45 and put an age preference up of 30 to 49, well that speaks volumes and plus why would you contact someone who is 53?? I mean geez get real....lol
Now for the POF prayer:Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray to not meet a POF freak!
If I should die or fall asleep on my date,
it will simply be by my foolish mistake!
By not really checking out this POF’er date,
Only determined my present fate!
As I was fooled by the loonie tune POF’er I agreed to date,
Who was so great from afar, but soooooo far from great!
Because as they say, some are born an A$$'
And grow up to be an even bigger one!
