I am a tall, thin, in shape woman with long legs, a great smile and an even better personality. I am of mixed race: African American, German, Native American and Irish. I am intelligent, fun, very quick witted and affectionate.

NOTE: Yes, my pictures are horrible. Yes, I am aware of it. Sorry. But if you can stomach my bad pictures then you will be very pleasantly surprised in person.

Now it's quiz time, baby. Let's have some fun.

Are you single?
[] Yes
[] No
[] Shhh! You might wake my wife...

Have you ever been married?
[] Yes but I'm divorced now.
[] Yes and I'm still married.
[] No, never been married.
[] Separated
[] I don't believe in marriage. It's a tool constructed by the woman to keep the man down.

Is chivalry dead?
[] Yes and I killed it! Single-handedly!
[] No, at least, I'm still a gentleman.
[] It's on it's last leg, sister...
[] Open your own damn door!

Is your profile littered with txt-speak, horrible spelling and/or ALL CAPS?
[] Yez, its litterd wit tonz od bad spelin!!1!!!!11
[] No, I can formulate full sentences, am not addicted to the "CAPS LOCK" button and can spell.
[] U B SO HAWT! O RLY? YA RLY! K, L8R! XOXO

Do you have more than 5 sentences in your profile?
[] Yes
[] No
[] Sure, but they basically all allude to sex and/or not wanting to date "fat chicks".

Do you have several RECENT, CLEAR pictures on your profile? (Note: Several = More than one.)
[] Yes, I have several recent and clear pictures of myself.
[] Yes, and I'm flashing a gang sign in them.
[] Yes, but I'm hiding my face or hiding behind sunglasses/a hat/a tree/etc...
[] No way! I don't want my girlfriend to see me on here!

Do you currently look like your pictures?
[] Yes
[] No, those pictures were taken twenty years ago... Back when I had hair, teeth and a waistline!
[] I'm using someone else's pictures but don't tell anyone, k?

Do you have any children?
[] Yes
[] No
[] Umm... Should I count the one(s) I don't pay child support for, never see and/or refuse to acknowledge?

Are you fit and in shape?
[] Yes, I'm fit and in shape.
[] No, but I'm not fat... Ummm, yeah... Just "big-boneded"!
[] Hey, round is considered a shape too!
[] I'm sporting a "Muffin Top" and FUPA! You dig?
[] Three words: Super. Size. Me.

Do you have a sense of humor?
[] Yes and I think you're funny.
[] Yes but I don't think you're funny.
[] No and I still don't think you're funny.

^^^ Yes, I made up this quiz all by myself. It's 100% me and my ability to find fun in even the most banal, mundane and boring of tasks as filling out an online profile. Now onto the more serious stuff:

You must be a gentleman. Kind, considerate, honest, sincere, affectionate and intelligent should definitely describe you. And a sense of humor is a must. Please be articulate and able to carry your end of the conversation because communication is key.

You should also be attractive, physically fit, healthy, active (you'll need to be able to keep up with me) and mentally stable with all your hair* and teeth**.
*Hair on back doesn't count! **Wisdom teeth optional.

I love tall men so if you are 6'2" or taller you get Brownie Points*.
*Brownie Points awarded upon verification of height. Not redeemable for cash. Void where prohibited.

Thank you so much and Happy Fishing.

For me, it is more about the company that I am with than the actual place but it should be quiet enough so that we can easily communicate and enjoy the conversation.