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si6086 The Seahorse: Hi
 
City wiltshire Uk
Area United Kingdom
Ethnicity Caucasian
Sign Gemini
Height5' 8" (173 cm)

 
Age 42
Gender Man
Body Type Athletic
Religion Non-Religious
Hair Color Brown
Private Images Yes
Chemistry N/A | Relationship Needs: View

 
I am Seeking a Woman Who is Looking for Intimate Encounter

 
Smoker? Occasionally
Do you drink? Socially
Marital Status Married
Profession yes
Smarts N/A
 
Do you want children? Prefer Not To Say
Do you do drugs? No
Do you have children? Prefer Not To Say
Do you have a car? Yes

  Interests
horse ridingMotor sportNO FOOTBALL

 About Me
 An out-of-towner accidently drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of a country road. Luckily a farmer happened by with his big old horse named Benny. The man asked for help. The farmer said Benny could pull his car out. So he backed Benny up and hitched Benny to the man's car bumper. Then he yelled, "Pull, Nellie, pull." Benny didn't move. Then he yelled, "Come on, pull Ranger." Still, Benny didn't move. Then he yelled really loud, "Now pull, Fred, pull hard." Benny just stood. Then the farmer nonchalantly said, "Okay, Benny, pull." Benny pulled the car out of the ditch. The man was very appreciative but curious. He asked the farmer why he called his horse by the wrong name three times. The farmer said, "Oh, Benny is blind, and if he thought he was the only one pulling he wouldn't even try."

yes its a bad joke but i hope it made you smile, if your up for a chat, give me a call and see how things go,,




































































 
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