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When You're Down to Nothing, God is up to Something'Life is too short to wake up with regrets. So love the people who treat you right. Forget about the one's who don't. Believe everything happens for a reason.. If you get a second chance, grab it with both hands. If it changes your life, let it. Nobody said life would be easy, they just promised it would be worth it. Friends are like balloons; once you let them go, you can't get them back. So I'm gonna tie you to my heart so I never lose you. Thought you'd enjoy People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on.
Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come to share, grow or learn. They bring you an experience of peace or make you laugh. They may teach you something you have never done. They usually give you an unbelievable amount of joy. Believe it, it is real. But only for a season.
LIFETIME relationships teach you lifetime lessons, things you must build upon in order to have a solid emotional foundation. Your job is to accept the lesson, love the person and put what you have learned to use in all other relationships and areas of your life. It is said that love is blind but friendship is clairvoyant
Twenty Question Quize
Did you know the answers to the following:
2) How do you get Holy Water? You boil the Hell out of it.
3) What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall? Dam!
4) What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids.
5) What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A Stick.
6) What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.
7) What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
8) What do you call 4 bullfighters in quicksand? Quattro sinko.
9) What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
10) What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
11) What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.
12) Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.
13) Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers.
14) What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic? Sanka.
15) What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ? The location of the dirt bag.
16) Why do Pilgrims' pants always fall down? Because they wear their buckles on their hats.
17) How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it.
18) How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way, unique up on it.
19) What do you call skydiving lawyers? Skeet.
20) How are a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce the same? Either way, somebody's gonna lose a trailer.
Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes
1. That's not right.........................Sum Ting Wong
2. Are you harboring a fugitive.......Hu Yu Hai Ding
5. Small Horse...............................Tai Ni Po Ni
6. Did you go to the beach...............Wai Yu So Tan
7. I bumped the coffee table.............Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8. I think you need a face lift............Chin Tu Fat
9. It's very dark in here....................Wai So Dim
10. I thought you were on a diet........Wai Yu Mun Ching
11. This is a tow away zone..............No Pah King
12. Our meeting is scheduled for next week....Wai Yu Kum Nao
13. Staying out of sight......................Lei Ying Lo
14. He's cleaning his automobile..........Wa Shing Ka
15. Your body odor is offensive...........Yu Stin Ki Pu
16. Great............................................Fa Kin Su Pah
HAVE A BLESS DAY
First Date
You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.
At a party, one woman said to another, 'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?' 'Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.'
A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished .
A little boy asked his father, 'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?' Father replied, 'I don't know son, I'm still paying.'
A young son asked, 'Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?' Dad replied, 'That happens in every country, son.'
Then there was a woman who said, 'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then, it was too late.'
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep.
Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
'A Woman's Prayer: Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man , to Love and to forgive him , and for patience, For his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death'
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