I am terminally dull, incredibly boring, hugely fat and utterly depressing.
I have photographs on here of birds and animals because I obviously have no friends apart from my cats and my fish - and my pistol and my shotgun.
Moreover, I have no interests, no hobbies, and no sense of humour.
I have just amended my profile and added a picture of me, taken a while ago in Dubrovnik, wearing blue. Fortunately, a passing blind stranger took it for me with my shock proof camera..

It would be good if you were happy, intelligent, literate, musical, a francophile and good humoured. Trust me, you would need to be many - or all of these things to cope with me!
One other thing- if you are married, then please don't contact me, as you should be talking to your wife instead! I don't find betrayal an attractive trait.
One last thing. I do state that I smoke, so please, if you are anti smoking, then pass me by!
Much as I would wish otherwise, I am still addicted, yet unlike most people, I rarely drink, simply because I never acquired the taste for alcohol. So instead of being judgemental, ask yourself, how many people have been arrested for 'smoke driving' as opposed to 'drink driving'?
I rest my case....
Incidentally, I have just returned from a cruise, and have a new picture of myself taken on the Rock of Gibraltar..... even the macaques ignored me!

Enjoy stimulating conversation over strong coffee. Sorry to be shallow, but non hirsute people preferred!

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I am a blood donor, so I guess we could go and give blood together! At least that way, if it didn't work out, at least some good could come out of it.... if you don't already give blood, maybe it's about time you did.
Just a thought.....
Incidentally, why is the media going mad about Michael Jackson's premature demise? Granted he was a great singer and dancer, but an alleged paedophile.. what next, a knighthood for Gary Glitter?!
By the way, do go onto www.bbc.co.uk/childofourtime and do their personality test. I have just done it, simply to discover that I am incredibly well adjusted! No surprise there, then....