Long haired, gun loving, smoker. That should be enough to scare the wimps off. I've got a blackbelt in sarcasm. Just looking to make a few friends and see where that leads. I'm a local truck driver. Home everynight and weekends off.
Going to the exact same bar at the exact same time everyweek is a Blast!!! NOT
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder!
Dancing is like standing still, only faster!
OK don't let the long hair fool ya. I'm NOT a biker!!!! I can afford a Harley just don't feel like wasting time trying to keep up with all the latest fashions, like chaps, jackets, boots and all the required village people apperall. Besides too many gay folks shop at those Harley Boutiques they call dealerships.
I'm a typical Male. Turn offs include Glamour Shot Photos, excessive peircings, short hair and nascar fans. Turn ons include tube tops, thongs, women in modular housing and pistolgrip ear rings!
I have Standards......Just No Morals!......And I don't give it up on the first date so forget it!! I also will not LOWER my standards again. I like removing people who have me as a favorite but I never hear from....lol
And whats with all the crawling on the bed photos?? Is that the new sexy pose of the year now or what?? Guess thats something I'll never understand. And if you're too stupid to have a photo on your profile, go bother someone else. I've got this all figured out! If none of the photos posted show a smile showing teeth it's because there aren't any!!! According to the dictionary "Few" is 3-5, not 20-50
I've always wanted to date a Circus Freak and I think this place is where I'll find one! I can cook, clean and sew. If hookers were legal you think I'd be here???
I keep clicking "My Matches" and the same bunch of ugly people keep showing up!!
Work & Home keep me busy. Hope one of us has some spare time! Dog Owners?? Forget It! Non-Smokers?? Forget it! a BMI over 30?? Forget it! More than 20 miles away?? Sorry just don't have that much free time. Don't own your own computer?? Forget it! Had to break up with my last girlfriend for health reasons. Doctor told me I needed to cut down on Fat.............and stupid!!
Boy if you have no sense of humor you're really ticked off about now. If you find yourself mad at any of my comments please feel free to step in front of a bus. This planet has too many like you already!
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I'm just here to talk. So there's no need to plan a date.
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Very funny and sweet man!! Why are you just looking for friends? This man has a joke for any situation, and can sit down and talk about serious issues.. He is full of knowledge.. He also has a wide variety of hobbies.. Very glad I have met you. I never see you anymore.. You need to come out of that basement!! I was very nice to you on here, unlike someone I know...wonder who that is!! LOL
Love ya
Got to watch out for this one! He'll make you laugh until you cry!!! Met him back in 81 when I got my first barmaid job while I was in college. He scared me when I first met him!! But then I got to know him and what a Sweety!! He should be walking with a cane to help his back& leg. But it doesn't seem to slow him down at all. Small world that I recently ran into him again. But darn glad that I did!! He gives excellent hugs too!
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