Hi i have been seperated for nearly 3 years, I am now looking to date and have fun and see how things go hopefully finding a partner to share some fun and good times and if the right person comes along who knows . I am not looking for a one night stand.Thought I would add this because its been pointed out that I have a wedding ring on a few times, Its not a wedding ring and its on the wrong hand, looks like it is because its mirrored, ok hope that problem is solved now haha
UPDATE Have been off here for about 9 months......how come its still the same faces ha ha
I have 2 sons one 20 and one 16 the youngest one lives with his mother.
OK thats enough for now if you would like to know more about me just press on send a message i will get back to you ASAP
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**********/\**********put this on your
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*********/ . . . \**********feel you have
********/. . . . . \*********totally lost the
*******/ . . . . . . \*********plot, you are
******/ . . . . . . . . \********surrounded
*****/ . . . . . . . . . . \*******by a bunch of
***** . . . . . . . . . . . *******nutters and a
**** . . . ¬ . . . . ¬ . . .******full psychological
***( . . . @ . . . . @ . . )*****evaluation is the
*****. . . . . . . . . . . .*******most effective
***** . . . . . ? . . . . ****solution to the reason
****** . ._____ . . ******you keep returning
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made me laugh..........
Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they
were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into
the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled
Jim out.
When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she
immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now
considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news
and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were
able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life
of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound
mindedness. The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in
the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so
sorry, but he's dead."
Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon
can I go home?"
YOU KNOW YOUR LIVING IN 2009 WHEN...........
1. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer
2. You learn about your redundancy on the news
3. You'd rather search all around the house for the remote instead of pushing the button on the t.v
4. You cant go anywhere without your mobile, leaving it behind causes you to panic
6. You get up in the morning and go online before breakfast
7. Every t.v advert has a website
8. You read this agree and smile
9. You didnt notice there was no number 5
10.You actually looked up to check if there was a number 5
11.Now your laughing at your stupidity
Put this on your profile if you fell for it, you know you did ;)