In a nutshell: I have personality, a career I love, beautiful living arrangements, humor, a good family, brilliant friends and I'm pretty good looking for a gargoyle =) I am looking for an affectionate, beautiful, loving woman to share my life with.

If you don't feel like reading a book right now, You should probably stop here...

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Compatibility will be based on the following :

- Ability to respect life, yourself, the planet & animals... respecting me shouldn't be a prob..

- Ability to work hard and go after your dreams... or my dreams, Lol

- Ability to communicate ( Spill it... I will try to read your mind, nope didn't work...)

- Ability to comprehend Quantum physics, fractal perception and other mind expanding theories (optional)

- Your body is beautiful, healthy, slim & looks great naked... to others, not just you. (submit nude photo.... optional)

- Sexually you have no emotional baggage and would compare more to an over flowing river than a dried up creek bed...

- You are not fearful of learning new things

- You do not fear water

- You do not fear friendly dogs

- You could occasionally tolerate teenage girls

- You have affection for plants

- You appreciate technology yet do not often stare at a TV like a zombie vegetable

- likes to ride in big trucks that drive over stuff..

- likes hair touched


I believe:

- The depletion of the ego is the mastering of ones self.
- Hardly anyone really wants to see the big picture, some of us have too.
- The future looks more like the past.
- Not everything, or everyone should be thrown away because they are old
- We can give the most, when we have nothing left to give
- Finding meaning in life is difficult when most people don't look.
- Cruelty is not natures way

About me:
I like to run, hang off things and lift heavy objects. I am strong, and I like to sleep and eat lots of meat. I am open minded, fun and satisfying. I am comfortable with my own sexuality. I don't mean that in a gay bar way.. Sex is important to me and I feel the way we express intimacy and sexuality is an ultimate form of communication. If I love you I will reward you... Talented and very passionate in the reward department,.. (wink) Turn on's include; back or arm scratches, intelligent women smarter than me, girls who sing to me, soft whispers and.... my truck. No I'm kidding,...
Or am I ???!

I will project my list of demands for a female companion in hopes she magically appears! But first, more than a few somewhat interesting facts about me...

-I know what I want. I am strong minded, hard working and honest.

-I think I have an interesting, evolving and profitable life that could definitely use a womans touch.

-I am a guy who has a lot on the go, I am working to become more simple, not more complex... which defies the underlaying mechanics of the Universe as we know it...

-I have a 14 year old daughter who used to be very much like myself, but way prettier.. now she has suddenly transformed into a novelty consuming alien... I'm hoping she will metamorphosis back into love and acceptance in the near future. Until then my voice of reason perhaps falls on deaf ears.. She lives with her mom about half an hour from me. I'd like to have more children one day with the right person. My partners role in her life is negotiable since she has a mother already...

-I am forgiving, sincere, genuine, respectable, truthful, honorable and quite incorruptible. I won't smile and nod if I don't agree... I don't care if I rock the boat, sometimes I like too just to make things move faster, or to make them more interesting. I will not be slowed or diminished by someone who is in my way, I will bypass as quickly as possible..

To be far more critical and less self promotional, I would have to say that negative side effects due to my good nature include: Not seeing peoples bad side, expecting others to care, sometimes not knowing when I should be putting myself first and assuming justice will prevail. I do have my darker days, like everyone else. But I would say my darkest days are over. Life is beautiful... protect it.

-I could list off many things that I'm good at and which contribute to my career and personal growth, but who cares? ha, I would rather just encapsulate it into something easy to understand, since this is not a job interview. So,.. Digital Media is my thing, and I have well over 20 years experience and formal training in this area.

- I have depth and meaning to my life, yet it seems empty without someone special to share it with.

- I don't like to spread myself thin.

-I have not been in a serious relationship for almost one year. So I am fresh out of the box... so to speak.

-I love the piano, my life transpires through my music and I am more creative at night.

-I think everyone writes that they want honesty, so I guess we all understand each other then. I have been in love, and I know that I would never deceive someone I truly care about. Trust & Loyalty is sacred, attaining this brings a couple to new heights of intimacy.... that's hot.

I live with my hairy, ball licking, freeloader, yet loyal room mate... Yes he is a dog,... Are you still there? He is an old man dog... we've been buddies for 12 years.

I make money if your wondering about that, enough for me, enough to not be in debt, enough that I could not make any for awhile and be quite happy still... I am not a slave to my possessions. I would like a woman who can stand on her own two feet and who wants me for the right reasons. Not to say I wouldn't want to help when needed, but if you have fixed a price tag to your affection, then I think there is a website called "sugardaddy.com" that you may find interesting...good luck.

I am all about quality of life, having time to simply exist, create and enjoy peoples company. My colleagues and I are very interested in creating a self sustainable living environment. My future developments will incorporate this philosophy.

FIRST DATE:
Lets keep it light... For security reasons we could have a picnic on the lawn at the local RCMP headquarters... we'll have to skip wine this time, but I'll bring some pop...

Dinner and wine is nice, so are walks on the beach, watching a play... but nothing brings two people closer more than breaking the law!! Lets car jack someone! Or, perhaps head to the park for a few rounds of "Lets Mug that dude".... kidding here of course..

Or... we could go Hiking along the Cowichan River, Go on a bumpy ride 4Wheelin, maybe a movie, There's lots we could do... we'll have to talk about that if the time comes. It would be nice to have fun and then find somewhere quiet for some dinner and conversation. After that well.... that's better left unwritten....

Age between 21 and 33