just looking for friends, if it goes further then that,sweet! i thought i'd give this online stuff a go, i'm a internet virgin. my friend met a really cool girl on here, so he told me i should give it a go. it's never a bad thing meeting new friends. let me tell you alittle about bit aboutmyself..My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15 year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy - the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really. just kidding. lmao!!! i hope you didn't actually believe all that. just trying to make you smile.. So if there's anything you wanna know just ask!! i don't bite....jus nibble.




i hope my mindless dribble hasn't put you to sleep, if you think you like what you just wasted 5 minutes of your life on just give me a message,, it's pretty lame chatting back and forth on this, so if we click good i'll add ya to msn.maybe., it's way easier to chat on that. to those who didn't like my profile, i'm sorry i wasted your time and go on and window shop someone else, i wouldn't go out with you anyways :} oh yeah, even though i have one, i'm not a penis if you've taken the time to write me, i'll take the time to write you back. unless of course you didn't put any thought into it... good luck fishing ladies xox

i'd probably take you on a journey that would explore your wildest fantasy's while gazing at the star's running through fields of uncut grass!! or whatever she'd want to do i guess..