News Flash ~~~ Coming Soon... a newer, gentler profile for your reading pleasure
Seriously... I've been told that I'm scaring small men away... which was my intent, but the complaints are now piling up and I've been asked politely to portray myself as a human being. Basically, they want me to soften this puppy up so I don't deter guys from joining the site or they'll get out the white jacket again... *shrug*
Egads... I have to start from scratch for this!!!!!!!!!!
I've updated my marital status as it was confusing to some people... and I really wish there were an option stating something along the lines of... Seriously, I'm not looking for anything... *see a couple of sections down for further information*
If you are going to compliment me, give the compliment substance. My appearance is genetics and completely beyond my control; whereas my intelligence is within my realm of manipulation. Oh, and if you want to spar with me verbally, yes, I will crush you... not conceited, I'm aware of my strength.
Conversely, if you wish to insult me, make that substantive too... and know that I've been called worse by better...
If you add me to your favorites, be fully prepared to have my thoughts appear on your profile... and of course my thoughts are guided by my mood, and my mood guided by whim and whimsy... hell, I am a woman and as such, I'm prone to fits of unreasonable ramblings and whatever strikes my fancy at the time...
If I add you to my favorites, don't bother writing; I've done so for one of the following reasons:
~You've got a pretty boy face and I like looking at you. Sending me a message which will confirm that you've little or no brains will ruin my image of you... so please don't!
~You've written something in the forums which I find facinating for some reason... it's either profound or utterly moronic. Normally the latter.
~You are like an accident scene; I want to look away, but I can't help myself. It's called rubbernecking people...
~To mess with ya...
If I've deleted you from my fav's list it's because you've bored me for whatever reason.
Wow... I've just realized how incredibly shallow I've been with adding good looking guys to my fav's... and some, well it must have been the cabernet sauvignon that did it...
Out of office - Will return later this year... I'm learning how to macramé... AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
Update... I failed macramé... Ugh!!!!!!! I’m sure I’ll get another chance to take the course…
About Me:
Well, first of all, I don't want to raise any hopes, but I'm not here for anything other than participation in the forums – I’ve chosen Talk-E-Mail as there is no 'sweet fvck all' option when you are choosing what you are looking for when filling out profiles.
I'm not sweet, gentle or charming; I'm sarcastic, blunt and sometimes downright scathing... and I like me that way and I have no intention of altering my personality to suit anyone... so perhaps it’s for the best that I’m not on here to meet anyone.
I am a return offender, errr, I mean, returnee of this site… some of the veterans might recognize my moniker and yeah, it’s still the same old me back for the same old torturous rounds of the forums.
I see they have some kind of personality thing that can be filled out by users then the information is compiled, spit out into a nice little package of four letters and it can be used to determine if the person you are matches with anyone else on the site.
I'll save everyone the hassle of figuring out if I match with you... I don't.
And now there is some kind of compatibility and the site states that I need assessment… Jeeze… I figured I’d leave that determination to a team of highly qualified specialists…
I wanna take the Seduction Style Thingie... if only because of the warnings of how it could be used against me...
Call it a challenge if you will...
I do wish everyone the very best of luck...
Regards to all...
Psssst
.............O...................Put this ..............\......O...........on your ............../...../.............profile ..............\.....\.............if you ..................../.............know .............O...........O.....someone ............/......O......\.....who really ............\.......\....../......should have ............/......./......\......been a ....................\.............blow job!
I know the following isn’t really applicable to this profile… but some things are irresistible to me…
If you have read all of this and still feel the desire to send me mail, please include a current copy of a psychiatric evaluation. This will ensure that at least one of the parties involved in the mail exchange is capable of normal conversation.
First Date
I'd meet the gentleman at the church, we would exchange our vows, then live happily ever after in a home in the suburbs with a white picket fence, a station wagon, an suv, two point three children, a dog, two cats, assorted gold fish. Then, on Sunday mornings, I could bring you the paper, your slippers, pipe and coffee and sit at your feet gazing up adoringly at you while you read...
Etcetera, etcetera, etcetera...
I'd like to take a moment to bring everyone's attention to the testimonials that are on my profile... not bad huh?
Well, for a nominal fee, you can have any one of these as your own...
Yes ladies and gentlemen, I'm selling testimonials real cheap... for a free sample, please send a note to someone other than myself...
This women sizzles to no end. You guys would be a fool not to write to her and to read what she has to say. I don't know why so many of you guys spend so much time and energy on dead ends when you could be writing to someone like psssst. There are 2 types of women on dating sites. The one's who can and the one's who can't. psssst CAN! AND CAN SHE EVER!!
I could wax and wane poetic, but you should just read all the stuff before this one. It's all good and true.
Therefore I shall only say... I am proud to call her friend.
According to the idiots that be, they say this testimonial is too damned short.!
An extraordinary spirit with a light so bright it blinds me! If I were gay she would be mine and I told her so just the other day..lol. Beautiful and articulate are only a few of the attributes this woman has..add humour, humility and a strong sense of who she is with a touch of the truth and you have the recipe for perfection. I wouldn't want to come up against her in any situation but would consider it an "honor" to walk side by side with her (if she chose someone so beneath her as I am) if, indeed we had to conquer the dark forces on the pof forums (without getting banned, of course.)
I simply adore you hon, and trust me when I say this...I'm truly the lucky one in the fact that you ever even acknowledged me!!! Any man that shows an inklin' of an interest in this jewel of a woman will have to go through me first to make sure he is indeed "worthy" of her, do I make myself crystal clear guys? She's truly a rare, rare gem and I'll protect her from emotional harm no matter what the cost...you can bet your life on it. Love you hon, and I'll always be here watching over you.
Sanschele
What to say about this amazing woman. Inspiring, clever, a wit sharper than any Ginsu Knife ever shown on any infomercial. Yes…I would even say GENIUS. PSSST, you are the first and only one here on POF I have ever written a testimonial for and that is because you are my hero. To have your strength and will would be blessing for anyone, to be your friend is a blessing for me. You have made me think about life as I never have before, what can I say other than thank you. Much love my darling. XOXOXO. GPS
There once was a woman named psssst,
Who, if you peeved her, put you on her list,
On there you would hang,
Despite your sturm und drang,
And next she would...well you get the gist.
I have been putting this off for far too long, but only out of RESPECT. How could I possibly put into words someone as profound as Psssst...This woman transcends anything I could possibly say, but I will do my best.
Psssst stands alone. She has changed my life in such a way...she is so very intelligent, so compassionate, so funny, so damn near perfect, so ... so... I am truely at a loss for words. She has no equal, well, aside from this one OLD man I happen to know.
I was going to grill her hardcore (being the smartass that I am) but I can't. I have seen a side of her that most people do not. If you are anywhere near the NORTH POLE, just be aware...you are not worthy...
This amazing and self made fish is a friend to all, a solid citizen and glorious pain in the ass! Weather we know it or not, the world is better for having her in it! I am honored to have her friendship and good will. Should she grace another, I pray that you treat her honorably.
Quite a lady - and a very good asset to have on your side in case a hockey-fight breaks out. Or a miniature-golf-fight, whichever the case may be. You might not think of miniature golf in the same leauge with full-contact Ice-hockey or mixed martial arts, but that's only because you've been playing it with the wrong people. So since there isn't much in the way of Ice-hockey in these parts, psssst and I decided to go for miniature golf. The owners of the course thought it innappropriate for me to park my moped in the middle of the course, but I thought it was a nice obstacle and it prevented those stupid windmill-fans from constantly getting in the way of the ball. Well it turned out to be a bad mix - the electrical fire that the windmill-fan's shorted out motor caused and the 130-octane aircraft fuel that I was using in my moped to aid in my drag-racing career. But fortunately, the resulting fireball was large enough to stall the Police Department from asking too many questions about the couple who'd beat up the blind kid and car-jacked his mommy's minivan using a golf-club and a pair of ice-skates while making their arson-escape. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - So psssst and I must have talked for a good three hours or so. Mainly, that conversation consisted of things about me that she found annoying, like my body-hair sculpture. Personally, I find the advent of Aqua-Net to be one of the biggest advances in modern art since the development of slow-drip molasses. Or the vacuum cleaner. The vacuum cleaner, in my humble opinion, is one of the greatest works of art ever invented. Often I stare at it for hours and wonder what the artist was thinking. It gets me pondering the larger meaning of life and asking questions about why we're really here in the first place. It really is one of the few articles in my apartment that stands out as truly Dada. I have no idea what it's purpose is. I hang it upside down sometimes or nail it to a crucifix and pour molasses on the nail-holes. psssst criticized my artistic abilities as being somewhat OTHER than what she was accustomed to. What can I say, not everyone appreciates a truly cutting-edge artiste such as Moi.
Woo HOO! Pssst is back again! Let the sparks fly! This is one has my favorite fishes! She is open, honest and direct. If you are up for kind words or witty repartee, then she's your gal! When I think, damsel in distress, well she doesn't come to mind! If you are up for more than verbal jousting, please come equipped with brains, scruples and common sense! ;^)
I have spent countless hours talking to this extraordinary lady,
and she never ceases to amaze me! She brings a whole new meaning
to the word FRIENDSHIP. This incredible LADY has touched my heart
in a way that it has never been touched before!!!!!! She is an
absolute JOY to spend time with, and I am completely ecstatic to
be a part of her life…..and oh yea…she makes the best SPAM sandwiches!!!!! She's just the best!!!!!
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In the time I have spent with pssst, she has proven herself to be ONE GRAND LADY! She is the BELLE of the BALL! Her WARMTH, CHARM and WIT are second to none, her COMPASSION for life, and others, can only be surpassed by her fondness for rabbits :) She truly makes the world a better place to live!!! She is an ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL PERSON, and I consider myself very fortunate to have made such a astonishing FRIEND
So glad to welcome my friend back again. I know I'm one of many who missed her!!
She's the quintessential total package, beauty, brains, wit and charm. Top that off with integrity and a warm heart and spirit. I'm so happy to have her as a friend. I'll be following her posts as usual with rapt attention and remembering NOT to drink anything beforehand! Diet Pepsi shot out the nose really stings and makes a huge mess. One of those people that are just an all around stand out, the pond is a lot livelier and more entertaining with her back.
Well now, the quintessential pssst has returned to the waters of PoF! Here is a Lady with the incredible means of being a perfect Lady and speaks perfect English (Well, a couple of words throw her...LOL)! She is fiercely protective of those she calls, "A Friend" and I am one that has that distinction! She is a friend among friends in my life and I hold her heart in a protective grip. Ya wanna write her..be nice! If your short of "nice" and she doesn't snap your head off, she has a legion of friends that will!! Psssst, welcome back and know that your were missed. My life has been far better since having you as a part of it. Your friend ~ Sneaks
psssst Appears on 73 members favorites lists and has 2 roses that can be sent.
